Man of the Year

[00:12.43] I wake up every morning
[00:15.16] Six o' clock, I'm right on time
[00:18.90] I eat a low fat breakfast
[00:21.73] I tie a perfect tie
[00:25.02] I kiss the wife
[00:26.65] I hug the kids
[00:28.22] I pat the dogs and cat
[00:31.26] I never lose anything
[00:34.41] My car keys or my hat
[00:37.30] 'Cause I'm the man of the year
[00:43.35] I'm the man of the year
[00:49.78] I never cheat at finals
[00:52.49] Or miss a day at school
[00:55.56] My urine tests are perfect
[00:58.54] My prostate is a jewel
[01:01.44] 'Cause I'm the man of the year
[01:07.45] I'm the man of the year
[01:13.74] I'm the man of the year
[01:20.29] I'm never, ever jealous
[01:23.15] I'm never, ever cruel
[01:25.71] I'm a graduate of Harvard
[01:28.78] Where I never broke the rules
[01:44.23] The queen made me a knight
[01:47.42] The pope made me a saint
[01:50.45] The president plays golf with me
[01:54.27] I make Madonna faint
[01:56.78] So why am I so lonely
[02:00.09] Depressed and in despair?
[02:02.68] If I pull this trigger in my mouth
[02:06.12] Will anybody care?
[02:11.32] It was the greatest funeral
[02:14.79] I laid in perfect state
[02:17.79] And later I will meet the lord
[02:20.81] I'll bet he just can't wait
[02:23.30] To meet the man of the year
[02:29.57] I'm the man of the year
[02:33.03] Stand in line to meet the man
[02:37.16] I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
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