Moms a Fake

Mom's a Fake
I call you up on the telephone now
I call you up and say I gotta see you
Well mom took away my Columbian grass
Or that's what she said!
I gotta get out of this God damn house
Or I'll lose my head

My mom's a fake and my dad's a failure
I'm only 16 but I gotta a lot of problems
But when I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind
Yeah, when I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind

Just got out of the juvenile hall now
They put me in on a sodomy charge yeah
Well they slapped my hand and put me back out on the street
Yeah they slapped my hand and put me right back on the street

My mom's a fake and my dad's a failure
I'm only 16 but I gotta a lot of problems
But when I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind
Yeah, when I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind

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My mom's a fake and my dad's a failure
I'm only 16 but I gotta a lot of problems
So when I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind
Yeah, When I see you, you know you're gonna ease my mind