Monday Morning Ant Brigade

[00:11.10] Monday morning, I woke up late
[00:13.87] I feel like shit, and I can't see straight
[00:16.74] One last drink was a bad idea
[00:19.80] I'm on the bowl with diarrhea
[00:22.17] Out the door in a fog
[00:24.95] Barked at by the neighbor's dog
[00:27.52] Forgot my keys, I went back inside
[00:30.60] I got a flat, so I can't ride
[00:33.55] The phone rings, aw jeez, now what?
[00:36.22] I'm an idiot, so I pick it up (hello?)
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[00:50.57] Now, I'm held up on my line
[00:53.01] My cretin landlord, he's wasting my time
[00:56.46] He wants his money, or we go to trial
[00:58.98] He's got penis, envy denial
[01:01.59] Another weekend I didn't get laid
[01:04.17] It's a Monday morning ant brigade
[01:07.10] Another weekend I didn't get paid
[01:09.93] It's a Monday morning ant brigade, go
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[01:22.61] Fuck it all, no regrets
[01:25.11] I'm staying in, and you can bet
[01:27.88] It sucks outside in the pouring rain
[01:30.90] I'll smoke some pot, fry my brain
[01:33.85] Thom cut the record down to the bone
[01:36.35] I'm the sure shot rocking the microphone
[01:39.45] Another weekend I didn't get laid
[01:42.25] It's a Monday morning ant brigade (go, go, go)
[01:45.38] I got the Monday mornings (he's got the Monday)
[01:48.12] I got the Monday mornings (he's got the Monday)
[01:50.92] I got the Monday mornings (she's got the Monday)
[01:53.73] I got the Monday mornings for (she's got the Monday)
[01:56.58] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday)
[01:58.03] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday) (Tuesday)
[01:59.40] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday) (Wednesday)
[02:00.92] Monday, Monday
[02:02.33] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday) (Saturday)
[02:03.78] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday) (Sunday)
[02:05.17] Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday (he's got the Monday) (Monday)
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