Living With a Hernia

[00:01.48] Ow
[00:08.65] Help me out! Dig!
[00:18.54] All I do is grunt and groan
[00:22.39] Hurts me to walk anywhere
[00:26.09] Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
[00:30.26] He took my trousers off, told me to cough
[00:34.24] Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
[00:37.82] He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
[00:42.13] Living with a hernia
[00:45.26] All the time, such aggravation
[00:50.95] Living with a hernia
[00:55.05] Gonna be my ruination
[00:59.01] Living with a hernia
[01:02.96] Got to have an operation
[01:05.80] Feel so old
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[01:15.60] Too much bad pain
[01:19.27] Good gawd, drives me insane
[01:23.28] Can't run, barely crawl
[01:27.27] Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
[01:31.32] Walk real funny, bless my soul
[01:35.43] Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
[01:39.48] You can't even do the splits now... Say it!
[01:41.86] Better call it quits now
[01:43.55] Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
[01:47.87] Living with a hernia
[01:51.41] Hurts me bad in a tender location
[01:55.57] Living with a hernia
[01:59.49] Had enough humiliation
[02:03.76] Living with a hernia
[02:07.76] Got to have an operation
[02:11.94] I live with a hernia
[02:16.04] Can't get up, can't bend over
[02:20.11] Now I live with a hernia
[02:24.49] Wait a minute...
[02:28.35] You may not be familiar with the common types
[02:32.80] Of hernias that you could get
[02:36.43] So just settle down, let me clue you in
[02:40.49] There's incomplete (incomplete)
[02:42.12] Epigastric (epigastric)
[02:44.36] Bladder (bladder)
[02:46.55] Strangulated (strangulated)
[02:48.77] Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
[02:50.63] Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)
[02:52.95] Obstructed (obstructed)
[02:54.44] Inguinal and Direct
[02:56.93] Living with a hernia... Rupture!
[03:00.54] I said it's causin' me such irritation
[03:04.71] Living with a hernia
[03:08.61] Have to have my medication
[03:13.01] Living with a hernia
[03:16.72] I feel bad!
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