Flash, Bang, Wallop (from "Half a SIxpence")
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All lined up in a wedding group
Here we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying hard not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the happy scene
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
The same thing happened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit
Decided to get wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the camera said
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there was nothing on
Face all red and a big giff gone
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
You've read it in the folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as he climbed the orchard wall
To reach his lady fair
As he tumbled she began to bawl
As he floated through the air
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
King Henry VIII had several wives
Including Anne Boleyn
And he kept an album of their lives
With all their photos in
As Anne Boleyn was on her knees
Dressed in her very best frock
King Henry shouted "Smile dear, please"
As her head rolled off the block
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Comes the print in a little while
Lost her head but she kept her smile
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
When Napoleon married Josephine
There was just the same to do
He galloped home from the battle scene
All the way from Waterloo
And as he came from off his horse
To the boudoir where she sat
She said to him, in French of course
As he took off his big cocked hat
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
There she was with a big guitar
All caught up in that ooh la la
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
Here we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying hard not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the happy scene
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
The same thing happened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit
Decided to get wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the camera said
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there was nothing on
Face all red and a big giff gone
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
You've read it in the folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as he climbed the orchard wall
To reach his lady fair
As he tumbled she began to bawl
As he floated through the air
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
King Henry VIII had several wives
Including Anne Boleyn
And he kept an album of their lives
With all their photos in
As Anne Boleyn was on her knees
Dressed in her very best frock
King Henry shouted "Smile dear, please"
As her head rolled off the block
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Comes the print in a little while
Lost her head but she kept her smile
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
When Napoleon married Josephine
There was just the same to do
He galloped home from the battle scene
All the way from Waterloo
And as he came from off his horse
To the boudoir where she sat
She said to him, in French of course
As he took off his big cocked hat
Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
There she was with a big guitar
All caught up in that ooh la la
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
Stick it in your family album
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.70] All lined up in a wedding group
[00:13.72] Here we are for a photograph
[00:16.02] We're all dressed up in a morning suit
[00:18.26] All trying hard not to laugh
[00:20.52] Since the early caveman in his fur
[00:22.86] Took a trip to Gretna Green
[00:25.00] There's always been a photographer
[00:27.39] To record the happy scene
[00:30.35] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[00:32.98] What a picture, what a photograph
[00:34.79] Poor old soul, blimey what a joke
[00:37.05] Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[00:39.04] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[00:41.54] Banging on the big bass drum
[00:44.04] What a picture, what a picture
[00:46.14] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[00:48.38] Stick it in your family album
[00:53.94] The same thing happened long ago
[00:57.11] When man was in his prime
[00:59.37] And what went on we only know
[01:01.52] From the snaps he took at the time
[01:03.82] When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit
[01:06.14] Decided to get wed
[01:08.56] As Adam was about to taste the fruit
[01:10.77] The man with the camera said
[01:13.69] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[01:16.18] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:18.12] Poor old Eve, there was nothing on
[01:20.42] Face all red and a big giff gone
[01:22.68] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[01:24.98] Banging on the big bass drum
[01:27.40] What a picture, what a picture
[01:29.50] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[01:31.66] Stick it in your family album
[01:35.94]
[01:38.23] You've read it in the folio
[01:40.26] Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
[01:42.72] How Juliet fell for Romeo
[01:45.05] In the merry month of May
[01:47.35] And as he climbed the orchard wall
[01:49.58] To reach his lady fair
[01:51.77] As he tumbled she began to bawl
[01:54.16] As he floated through the air
[01:57.07] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[01:59.56] What a picture, what a photograph
[02:01.42] Poor young chap, what a night spent
[02:03.71] Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[02:05.75] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[02:08.24] Banging on the big bass drum
[02:10.88] What a picture, what a picture
[02:12.85] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[02:15.09] Stick it in your family album
[02:20.43] King Henry VIII had several wives
[02:23.99] Including Anne Boleyn
[02:26.03] And he kept an album of their lives
[02:28.49] With all their photos in
[02:30.65] As Anne Boleyn was on her knees
[02:32.83] Dressed in her very best frock
[02:35.17] King Henry shouted "Smile dear, please"
[02:37.57] As her head rolled off the block
[02:40.45] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[02:42.86] What a picture, what a photograph
[02:44.86] Comes the print in a little while
[02:47.15] Lost her head but she kept her smile
[02:49.16] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[02:51.62] Banging on the big bass drum
[02:54.19] What a picture, what a picture
[02:56.23] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[02:58.45] Stick it in your family album
[03:04.94] When Napoleon married Josephine
[03:07.28] There was just the same to do
[03:09.43] He galloped home from the battle scene
[03:11.72] All the way from Waterloo
[03:14.04] And as he came from off his horse
[03:16.20] To the boudoir where she sat
[03:18.58] She said to him, in French of course
[03:20.87] As he took off his big cocked hat
[03:23.72] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[03:26.23] What a picture, what a photograph
[03:28.22] There she was with a big guitar
[03:30.41] All caught up in that ooh la la
[03:32.49] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[03:35.01] Banging on the big bass drum
[03:37.63] What a picture, what a picture
[03:39.67] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[03:41.75] Stick it in your family album
[03:51.59]
[00:13.72] Here we are for a photograph
[00:16.02] We're all dressed up in a morning suit
[00:18.26] All trying hard not to laugh
[00:20.52] Since the early caveman in his fur
[00:22.86] Took a trip to Gretna Green
[00:25.00] There's always been a photographer
[00:27.39] To record the happy scene
[00:30.35] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[00:32.98] What a picture, what a photograph
[00:34.79] Poor old soul, blimey what a joke
[00:37.05] Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[00:39.04] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[00:41.54] Banging on the big bass drum
[00:44.04] What a picture, what a picture
[00:46.14] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[00:48.38] Stick it in your family album
[00:53.94] The same thing happened long ago
[00:57.11] When man was in his prime
[00:59.37] And what went on we only know
[01:01.52] From the snaps he took at the time
[01:03.82] When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit
[01:06.14] Decided to get wed
[01:08.56] As Adam was about to taste the fruit
[01:10.77] The man with the camera said
[01:13.69] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[01:16.18] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:18.12] Poor old Eve, there was nothing on
[01:20.42] Face all red and a big giff gone
[01:22.68] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[01:24.98] Banging on the big bass drum
[01:27.40] What a picture, what a picture
[01:29.50] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[01:31.66] Stick it in your family album
[01:35.94]
[01:38.23] You've read it in the folio
[01:40.26] Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
[01:42.72] How Juliet fell for Romeo
[01:45.05] In the merry month of May
[01:47.35] And as he climbed the orchard wall
[01:49.58] To reach his lady fair
[01:51.77] As he tumbled she began to bawl
[01:54.16] As he floated through the air
[01:57.07] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[01:59.56] What a picture, what a photograph
[02:01.42] Poor young chap, what a night spent
[02:03.71] Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[02:05.75] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[02:08.24] Banging on the big bass drum
[02:10.88] What a picture, what a picture
[02:12.85] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[02:15.09] Stick it in your family album
[02:20.43] King Henry VIII had several wives
[02:23.99] Including Anne Boleyn
[02:26.03] And he kept an album of their lives
[02:28.49] With all their photos in
[02:30.65] As Anne Boleyn was on her knees
[02:32.83] Dressed in her very best frock
[02:35.17] King Henry shouted "Smile dear, please"
[02:37.57] As her head rolled off the block
[02:40.45] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[02:42.86] What a picture, what a photograph
[02:44.86] Comes the print in a little while
[02:47.15] Lost her head but she kept her smile
[02:49.16] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[02:51.62] Banging on the big bass drum
[02:54.19] What a picture, what a picture
[02:56.23] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[02:58.45] Stick it in your family album
[03:04.94] When Napoleon married Josephine
[03:07.28] There was just the same to do
[03:09.43] He galloped home from the battle scene
[03:11.72] All the way from Waterloo
[03:14.04] And as he came from off his horse
[03:16.20] To the boudoir where she sat
[03:18.58] She said to him, in French of course
[03:20.87] As he took off his big cocked hat
[03:23.72] Oh, did Flash bang - what a - what a picture
[03:26.23] What a picture, what a photograph
[03:28.22] There she was with a big guitar
[03:30.41] All caught up in that ooh la la
[03:32.49] Clap hands, stamp your feet
[03:35.01] Banging on the big bass drum
[03:37.63] What a picture, what a picture
[03:39.67] Umm tiddly um pum pum pum pum
[03:41.75] Stick it in your family album
[03:51.59]