Twinkie Madness

Well sugar made him bitter
Revenge made it sweet
Next time he'll think better about the stuff
That he eats
He could've had a pizza
Or a piece of apple pie
But he went for a twinkie
And people had to die
Should we blame the cake?
Should we blame the fillin'?

We'll let Danny slide
The twinkie did the killin'!
They gave him seven years
But he'll be out in three
It's alright for a pig
To have a twinkie killing spree
And when he finds some shit in another garbage pail
He won't have to worry
'Cause he'll soon be out on bail
Should we blame the cake?
Should we blame the fillin'?
We'll let Danny slide
The twinkie did the killin'!
Well, the twinkie junkie
He walks on the street
The twinkie junkie
Can't look at his feet
His stomach is swollen
His diet ain't complete
His head is exploding
From the shit that he eats!
Should we blame the cake?
Should we blame the fillin'?
We'll let Danny slide
The twinkie did the killin'!
Well, sugar made him bitter
Revenge made it sweet
Next time he'll think better
'Bout the stuff that he eats
He could've had a pizza
Or a piece of apple pie
But he went for a twinkie & people had to die
He went for a twinkie
And people had to die
He went for a twinkie
And people had to die