No Dirty Magazines
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๐ Lyrics
I don't know how to... There's some loaded questions that I don't
Know how to answer. Like the other day, my wife was dressed super
Hot and we were going out, and, uh, she goes, "I look like a whore
" And I fucking panicked, 'cause I wanted her to dress like that
Again. So I was like, "A pretty whore! Not one of the gross ones."
My wife doesn't like porn or smut in the house, so I'm not allowed
To have anything, like any wack material, no Playboy, nothing
Not even Maxim, 'cause she thinks it's, you know, obj- objectifying
Women. So I showed her, uh, I beat off to her magazines. You know
Glamour, Vogue, the IKEA catalog. I'm a dude, I can rub one out to
Anything. I mean, I could get one up for a picture of a sweater
I mean, that's how I started beating off. You know, like most guys
You know, when I was a kid, I didn't need to look at Farrah Fawcett
Or whoever, uh, you know, I could just look at a picture of three
Bras and fucking, "Let's go! Imagine those bras full of titties."
Know how to answer. Like the other day, my wife was dressed super
Hot and we were going out, and, uh, she goes, "I look like a whore
" And I fucking panicked, 'cause I wanted her to dress like that
Again. So I was like, "A pretty whore! Not one of the gross ones."
My wife doesn't like porn or smut in the house, so I'm not allowed
To have anything, like any wack material, no Playboy, nothing
Not even Maxim, 'cause she thinks it's, you know, obj- objectifying
Women. So I showed her, uh, I beat off to her magazines. You know
Glamour, Vogue, the IKEA catalog. I'm a dude, I can rub one out to
Anything. I mean, I could get one up for a picture of a sweater
I mean, that's how I started beating off. You know, like most guys
You know, when I was a kid, I didn't need to look at Farrah Fawcett
Or whoever, uh, you know, I could just look at a picture of three
Bras and fucking, "Let's go! Imagine those bras full of titties."
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.47] I don't know how to... There's some loaded questions that I don't
[00:05.46] Know how to answer. Like the other day, my wife was dressed super
[00:10.57] Hot and we were going out, and, uh, she goes, "I look like a whore
[00:15.67] " And I fucking panicked, 'cause I wanted her to dress like that
[00:20.63] Again. So I was like, "A pretty whore! Not one of the gross ones."
[00:28.90] My wife doesn't like porn or smut in the house, so I'm not allowed
[00:35.03] To have anything, like any wack material, no Playboy, nothing
[00:41.00] Not even Maxim, 'cause she thinks it's, you know, obj- objectifying
[00:47.02] Women. So I showed her, uh, I beat off to her magazines. You know
[00:53.13] Glamour, Vogue, the IKEA catalog. I'm a dude, I can rub one out to
[00:59.14] Anything. I mean, I could get one up for a picture of a sweater
[01:05.14] I mean, that's how I started beating off. You know, like most guys
[01:11.11] You know, when I was a kid, I didn't need to look at Farrah Fawcett
[01:17.26] Or whoever, uh, you know, I could just look at a picture of three
[01:23.28] Bras and fucking, "Let's go! Imagine those bras full of titties."
[01:29.36]
[00:05.46] Know how to answer. Like the other day, my wife was dressed super
[00:10.57] Hot and we were going out, and, uh, she goes, "I look like a whore
[00:15.67] " And I fucking panicked, 'cause I wanted her to dress like that
[00:20.63] Again. So I was like, "A pretty whore! Not one of the gross ones."
[00:28.90] My wife doesn't like porn or smut in the house, so I'm not allowed
[00:35.03] To have anything, like any wack material, no Playboy, nothing
[00:41.00] Not even Maxim, 'cause she thinks it's, you know, obj- objectifying
[00:47.02] Women. So I showed her, uh, I beat off to her magazines. You know
[00:53.13] Glamour, Vogue, the IKEA catalog. I'm a dude, I can rub one out to
[00:59.14] Anything. I mean, I could get one up for a picture of a sweater
[01:05.14] I mean, that's how I started beating off. You know, like most guys
[01:11.11] You know, when I was a kid, I didn't need to look at Farrah Fawcett
[01:17.26] Or whoever, uh, you know, I could just look at a picture of three
[01:23.28] Bras and fucking, "Let's go! Imagine those bras full of titties."
[01:29.36]