Funkiest Man Alive

Everybody expected me to come out with another dance
I ain't gonna do it this time, I'm scared to take the chance
But I'm gonna get serious, and I ain't gonna hand you no jaw
I want you to know what I'm talking about
I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm funky
Funky
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw
I'm the funkiest man alive
Listen here now
One o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Two o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Three o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Four o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Five o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Six o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Seven o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Eight o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
Nine o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
10 O'clock in the morning, I'm funky
11 O'clock in the morning, I'm funky
12 O'clock in the morning, I'm funky
All around the clock, I'm funky
All around the clock, ha, I'm funky
Look out now
Hey
Hey
Hey
Ah
Early in the morning, I'm funky
Late in the evening, I'm funky
Now listen here
Little sister knows, I'm funky
Big brother knows, I'm funky
Mama knows, I'm funky
Papa knows, I'm funky
Grandpa knows, I'm funky
Grandma knows, I'm funky
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
Ain't gonna beat me, hand no jaw, funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
Can't nobody take my title
Can't nobody
Can't nobody take my title
Can't nobody
I'm the funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
Everybody knows I'm funky
I'm the funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
I ain't gonna hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Want you to know I ain't jiving, that is plain to see
If you think I ain't funky, come on, go home with me
I'm funky
I'm funky now
I'm funky
I'm funky
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
I ain't gon' hand you no jaw, I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm funky now
I'm funky now
I'm funky now
I'm funky now
I know I'm funky
You know I'm funky
They know I'm funky
Y'all know I'm funky
I'm the funkiest man alive
I'm the funkiest man alive
Funky
Funky
Funky
Oh, I'm funky now
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Now listen, can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel my funky vibrations?
Feel my funky vibrations
Feel my funky vibrations
Feel my funky vibrations
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
Can't you feel the funk?
I'm the funkiest man alive
The funkiest man alive
The funkiest man alive
The funkiest man alive
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Whoo!
Hey, hey, hey
Whoo!
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive
Funkiest man alive