The Snooker Song

[00:05.20] Then the Banker endorsed a blank cheque (which he crossed)
[00:08.30] And changed his loose silver for notes
[00:10.90] The Baker with care combed his whiskers and hair
[00:13.80] And shook the dust out of his coats
[00:16.00]
[00:16.80] The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
[00:19.00] A novel arrangement of bows;
[00:21.40] While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
[00:24.10] Was chalking the tip of his nose
[00:26.10]
[00:40.20] It's only a game, so
[00:42.60] Put up a real good fight
[00:45.80] I'm gonna be snookering you tonight
[00:51.40] I'm famed for my aim, so
[00:53.70] You'd better believe I'm right
[00:57.10] I'm gonna be snookering you
[00:59.20] Snookering you tonight!
[01:00.90]
[01:01.70] I could spend days
[01:02.70] Gazing across the balze at you
[01:06.90] You'll never win
[01:08.00] When I begin
[01:08.90] My break of fifty-eight
[01:10.40] (or maybe more, who can be sure?)
[01:12.50]
[01:13.90] To say it's a frame-up
[01:16.30] Wouldn't be fair or right
[01:19.50] I'm gonna be snookering you tonight
[01:25.20] Resist me in vain, but
[01:27.60] Victory's in my sight
[01:30.80] I'm gonna be snookering you
[01:32.80] Snookering you tonight!
[01:34.60]
[01:35.40] Love is a game
[01:36.40] Snooker's the same so join the queue
[01:40.60] Get a good grip
[01:41.70] Don't let it slip
[01:42.70] And think about the pink
[01:44.10] (Don't let a red go to your head!)
[01:46.90]
[01:47.70] It's only a game, so
[01:50.20] Put up a real good fight
[01:53.30] I'm gonna be snookering you
[01:55.30] Snookering you tonight!
[01:57.10]
[02:20.00] To say it's a frame-up
[02:22.50] Wouldn't be fair or right
[02:25.70] I'm gonna be snookering you tonight
[02:31.20] Resist me in vain, but
[02:33.80] Victory's in my sight
[02:37.00] I'm gonna be snookering you
[02:38.90] Snookering you tonight!
[02:40.80]
[02:41.50] Love is a game
[02:42.50] Snooker's the same so join the queue
[02:46.80] Get a good grip
[02:47.80] Don't let it slip
[02:48.90] And think about the pink
[02:50.30] (Don't let a red go to your head!)
[02:52.80]
[02:53.80] It's only a game, so
[02:56.30] Put up a real good fight
[02:59.60] I'm gonna be snookering you
[03:01.40] Snookering you tonight!
[03:03.10]
[03:04.00] Snookering you, snookering you tonight!
[03:07.40] Snookering you
[03:09.90] Snookering you tonight! (Woo!)
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