Brain Damage
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But we have somehow built a society where we reward stupidity, we
Punish intelligence. It's cool to be an idiot. I don't understand how
We did that. You ever get made fun of in class for getting a question
Right, that ever happen to anybody here? (Yeah) Get made fun, like
And I'm not talking about that, you know, kiss up a smart girl in
The front row who knows everything, like, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh," no, she
Should fuckin' die. I'm talking about just getting a question right
Demonstrating you have knowledge, no big deal. I, that happened to
Me. This kid turns to me, I get a question, and this kid goes, "Heh
Check out the smart kid, hehehehe. What a dumbass." What? Did, you
Just, I beg to quibble, he's like, "Ooh, quibbles and bits, quibbles
And," I'm like, "Holy shit, man! Welcome to Wal-Mart, start
Practicing, alright, go ahead." Good news is, he looks great in blue
I, I just can't, use your intelligence, be proud of who you are. Use
Your intelligence every day of your life, don't let anybody make fun
Of you for it, question everything. I went into a, to a Panera in
Springfield, Missouri, and I asked them for a bagel, and the guy
Said, "Do you want a side of bread with your bagel?" And first my
Head exploded, because I didn't know how to answer that at first, '
Cause mainly that question has never been asked of anybody in the
History of the world. No one has ever put those words in that order
Before: do you want a side of bread with your bagel? That has never
Happened in the history of the world, 'cause everybody knows the
Answer is fuckin' no. That's the answer. Not me, I was like, "Yeah
Sure, yeah, give me a side of bread with my, you know, can you put
It right on the bagel? Can you put it right on the bagel? Just a
Couple slices of bread on the ba- in a bread bowl. Can I have the
Whole thing in a bread bowl? Just bread on a bagel in a bread bowl
With a glass of bread on the side, and fuck the straw, I want a
Breadstick, help me out, man, come on." Use it every day of your
Life, question everything, that's the only way we're gonna change it
Question everything. Take nothing for granted, the simplest of
Things. The American Girl doll, alright, teaches young women about
American history, but every one of them is the most fucked up thing
We have ever done. Every one of those dolls, there is a slave doll
And there is a plantation owner doll, and they are friends in the
Story, because that's how history happened, right? What a great
Lesson. Oh, there's the frontierswoman, okay, awesome lesson, except
There's also a Native American doll, what are we saying there, "Land
Stole separately?" Like there, there are things we've done we
Shouldn't be proud of. What about the achievement? We've done
A lot in this country, America should be proud of, like, the
What about the Wright Brothers? That was like one of the greatest
Moments in world history, where's that doll? Where's the Wright
Brothers' daughter? Wouldn't that be an awesome doll? No, we
Can't teach that lesson, we've gotta teach, oh, it's the World
War II doll, oh, the Great Depression doll, "Hey everybody
Meet KK Katy!" It's always something like that, you know? Ooh
She comes with bedsheets, fantastic. What the fuck do we teach?
Punish intelligence. It's cool to be an idiot. I don't understand how
We did that. You ever get made fun of in class for getting a question
Right, that ever happen to anybody here? (Yeah) Get made fun, like
And I'm not talking about that, you know, kiss up a smart girl in
The front row who knows everything, like, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh," no, she
Should fuckin' die. I'm talking about just getting a question right
Demonstrating you have knowledge, no big deal. I, that happened to
Me. This kid turns to me, I get a question, and this kid goes, "Heh
Check out the smart kid, hehehehe. What a dumbass." What? Did, you
Just, I beg to quibble, he's like, "Ooh, quibbles and bits, quibbles
And," I'm like, "Holy shit, man! Welcome to Wal-Mart, start
Practicing, alright, go ahead." Good news is, he looks great in blue
I, I just can't, use your intelligence, be proud of who you are. Use
Your intelligence every day of your life, don't let anybody make fun
Of you for it, question everything. I went into a, to a Panera in
Springfield, Missouri, and I asked them for a bagel, and the guy
Said, "Do you want a side of bread with your bagel?" And first my
Head exploded, because I didn't know how to answer that at first, '
Cause mainly that question has never been asked of anybody in the
History of the world. No one has ever put those words in that order
Before: do you want a side of bread with your bagel? That has never
Happened in the history of the world, 'cause everybody knows the
Answer is fuckin' no. That's the answer. Not me, I was like, "Yeah
Sure, yeah, give me a side of bread with my, you know, can you put
It right on the bagel? Can you put it right on the bagel? Just a
Couple slices of bread on the ba- in a bread bowl. Can I have the
Whole thing in a bread bowl? Just bread on a bagel in a bread bowl
With a glass of bread on the side, and fuck the straw, I want a
Breadstick, help me out, man, come on." Use it every day of your
Life, question everything, that's the only way we're gonna change it
Question everything. Take nothing for granted, the simplest of
Things. The American Girl doll, alright, teaches young women about
American history, but every one of them is the most fucked up thing
We have ever done. Every one of those dolls, there is a slave doll
And there is a plantation owner doll, and they are friends in the
Story, because that's how history happened, right? What a great
Lesson. Oh, there's the frontierswoman, okay, awesome lesson, except
There's also a Native American doll, what are we saying there, "Land
Stole separately?" Like there, there are things we've done we
Shouldn't be proud of. What about the achievement? We've done
A lot in this country, America should be proud of, like, the
What about the Wright Brothers? That was like one of the greatest
Moments in world history, where's that doll? Where's the Wright
Brothers' daughter? Wouldn't that be an awesome doll? No, we
Can't teach that lesson, we've gotta teach, oh, it's the World
War II doll, oh, the Great Depression doll, "Hey everybody
Meet KK Katy!" It's always something like that, you know? Ooh
She comes with bedsheets, fantastic. What the fuck do we teach?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] But we have somehow built a society where we reward stupidity, we
[00:03.21] Punish intelligence. It's cool to be an idiot. I don't understand how
[00:06.37] We did that. You ever get made fun of in class for getting a question
[00:09.53] Right, that ever happen to anybody here? (Yeah) Get made fun, like
[00:12.63] And I'm not talking about that, you know, kiss up a smart girl in
[00:15.83] The front row who knows everything, like, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh," no, she
[00:18.98] Should fuckin' die. I'm talking about just getting a question right
[00:22.15] Demonstrating you have knowledge, no big deal. I, that happened to
[00:25.29] Me. This kid turns to me, I get a question, and this kid goes, "Heh
[00:28.44] Check out the smart kid, hehehehe. What a dumbass." What? Did, you
[00:31.59] Just, I beg to quibble, he's like, "Ooh, quibbles and bits, quibbles
[00:34.78] And," I'm like, "Holy shit, man! Welcome to Wal-Mart, start
[00:37.88] Practicing, alright, go ahead." Good news is, he looks great in blue
[00:41.08] I, I just can't, use your intelligence, be proud of who you are. Use
[00:44.10] Your intelligence every day of your life, don't let anybody make fun
[00:47.33] Of you for it, question everything. I went into a, to a Panera in
[00:50.47] Springfield, Missouri, and I asked them for a bagel, and the guy
[00:53.66] Said, "Do you want a side of bread with your bagel?" And first my
[00:56.76] Head exploded, because I didn't know how to answer that at first, '
[00:59.91] Cause mainly that question has never been asked of anybody in the
[01:03.04] History of the world. No one has ever put those words in that order
[01:06.22] Before: do you want a side of bread with your bagel? That has never
[01:09.37] Happened in the history of the world, 'cause everybody knows the
[01:12.51] Answer is fuckin' no. That's the answer. Not me, I was like, "Yeah
[01:15.65] Sure, yeah, give me a side of bread with my, you know, can you put
[01:18.88] It right on the bagel? Can you put it right on the bagel? Just a
[01:21.93] Couple slices of bread on the ba- in a bread bowl. Can I have the
[01:25.19] Whole thing in a bread bowl? Just bread on a bagel in a bread bowl
[01:28.25] With a glass of bread on the side, and fuck the straw, I want a
[01:31.46] Breadstick, help me out, man, come on." Use it every day of your
[01:34.51] Life, question everything, that's the only way we're gonna change it
[01:37.78] Question everything. Take nothing for granted, the simplest of
[01:40.87] Things. The American Girl doll, alright, teaches young women about
[01:44.09] American history, but every one of them is the most fucked up thing
[01:47.11] We have ever done. Every one of those dolls, there is a slave doll
[01:50.30] And there is a plantation owner doll, and they are friends in the
[01:53.42] Story, because that's how history happened, right? What a great
[01:56.69] Lesson. Oh, there's the frontierswoman, okay, awesome lesson, except
[01:59.76] There's also a Native American doll, what are we saying there, "Land
[02:02.92] Stole separately?" Like there, there are things we've done we
[02:06.03] Shouldn't be proud of. What about the achievement? We've done
[02:09.26] A lot in this country, America should be proud of, like, the
[02:12.30] What about the Wright Brothers? That was like one of the greatest
[02:15.51] Moments in world history, where's that doll? Where's the Wright
[02:18.64] Brothers' daughter? Wouldn't that be an awesome doll? No, we
[02:21.80] Can't teach that lesson, we've gotta teach, oh, it's the World
[02:24.95] War II doll, oh, the Great Depression doll, "Hey everybody
[02:28.12] Meet KK Katy!" It's always something like that, you know? Ooh
[02:31.27] She comes with bedsheets, fantastic. What the fuck do we teach?
[02:34.41]
[00:03.21] Punish intelligence. It's cool to be an idiot. I don't understand how
[00:06.37] We did that. You ever get made fun of in class for getting a question
[00:09.53] Right, that ever happen to anybody here? (Yeah) Get made fun, like
[00:12.63] And I'm not talking about that, you know, kiss up a smart girl in
[00:15.83] The front row who knows everything, like, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh," no, she
[00:18.98] Should fuckin' die. I'm talking about just getting a question right
[00:22.15] Demonstrating you have knowledge, no big deal. I, that happened to
[00:25.29] Me. This kid turns to me, I get a question, and this kid goes, "Heh
[00:28.44] Check out the smart kid, hehehehe. What a dumbass." What? Did, you
[00:31.59] Just, I beg to quibble, he's like, "Ooh, quibbles and bits, quibbles
[00:34.78] And," I'm like, "Holy shit, man! Welcome to Wal-Mart, start
[00:37.88] Practicing, alright, go ahead." Good news is, he looks great in blue
[00:41.08] I, I just can't, use your intelligence, be proud of who you are. Use
[00:44.10] Your intelligence every day of your life, don't let anybody make fun
[00:47.33] Of you for it, question everything. I went into a, to a Panera in
[00:50.47] Springfield, Missouri, and I asked them for a bagel, and the guy
[00:53.66] Said, "Do you want a side of bread with your bagel?" And first my
[00:56.76] Head exploded, because I didn't know how to answer that at first, '
[00:59.91] Cause mainly that question has never been asked of anybody in the
[01:03.04] History of the world. No one has ever put those words in that order
[01:06.22] Before: do you want a side of bread with your bagel? That has never
[01:09.37] Happened in the history of the world, 'cause everybody knows the
[01:12.51] Answer is fuckin' no. That's the answer. Not me, I was like, "Yeah
[01:15.65] Sure, yeah, give me a side of bread with my, you know, can you put
[01:18.88] It right on the bagel? Can you put it right on the bagel? Just a
[01:21.93] Couple slices of bread on the ba- in a bread bowl. Can I have the
[01:25.19] Whole thing in a bread bowl? Just bread on a bagel in a bread bowl
[01:28.25] With a glass of bread on the side, and fuck the straw, I want a
[01:31.46] Breadstick, help me out, man, come on." Use it every day of your
[01:34.51] Life, question everything, that's the only way we're gonna change it
[01:37.78] Question everything. Take nothing for granted, the simplest of
[01:40.87] Things. The American Girl doll, alright, teaches young women about
[01:44.09] American history, but every one of them is the most fucked up thing
[01:47.11] We have ever done. Every one of those dolls, there is a slave doll
[01:50.30] And there is a plantation owner doll, and they are friends in the
[01:53.42] Story, because that's how history happened, right? What a great
[01:56.69] Lesson. Oh, there's the frontierswoman, okay, awesome lesson, except
[01:59.76] There's also a Native American doll, what are we saying there, "Land
[02:02.92] Stole separately?" Like there, there are things we've done we
[02:06.03] Shouldn't be proud of. What about the achievement? We've done
[02:09.26] A lot in this country, America should be proud of, like, the
[02:12.30] What about the Wright Brothers? That was like one of the greatest
[02:15.51] Moments in world history, where's that doll? Where's the Wright
[02:18.64] Brothers' daughter? Wouldn't that be an awesome doll? No, we
[02:21.80] Can't teach that lesson, we've gotta teach, oh, it's the World
[02:24.95] War II doll, oh, the Great Depression doll, "Hey everybody
[02:28.12] Meet KK Katy!" It's always something like that, you know? Ooh
[02:31.27] She comes with bedsheets, fantastic. What the fuck do we teach?
[02:34.41]