My Strongest Suit

[00:00.22] In life one has to face a huge assortment
[00:05.68] Of nauseating fads and good advice
[00:11.18] There's health and fitness
[00:12.90] Diet and deportment
[00:16.50] And other pointless forms of sacrifice
[00:21.96] Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
[00:27.33] Manners? Charm?
[00:29.26] They're no way to impress
[00:32.82] So forget the inner me, observe the outer
[00:39.15] I am what I wear and how I dress
[00:51.95] Oh now I believe in looking
[00:55.58] Like my time on earth is cooking
[00:59.17] Whether polka dotted
[01:01.46] Striped or even checked
[01:05.97] With the some glamour guaranteeing
[01:09.56] Every fiber on of my being
[01:13.12] Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
[01:19.51] From your cradle via trousseau
[01:23.35] To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah
[01:27.04] Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah
[01:33.38] I would rather wear a barrel Ah
[01:37.05] Than conservative apparel Ah
[01:40.69] For my dress has always been Ah
[01:43.92] My strongest suit Ah
[01:47.68] Ah
[01:48.53] Overwear
[01:50.38] Underwear
[01:53.05] Anytime
[01:55.73] Anywhere
[01:57.67] Staying in or hitting town wards
[02:00.37] From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:02.65] I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:06.36] Is stitched in time Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:09.06] Whether wig or hat or turban
[02:12.65] Whether clad boudoir or urban Is stitched in time
[02:16.26] Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:18.02] Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:19.99] Ooh ooh ooh ah
[02:21.73] And the few who are invited Such a crime
[02:26.25] To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh overwear
[02:28.04] As they wander through my things Oooh underwear
[02:30.78] To find en route Oooh anytime
[02:33.83] We're wandering through your th
[02:34.63] That in negligee or formal Ooh negligee
[02:35.64] I am anything but normal Ooh anything but normal normal
[02:39.90] Ooh ah
[02:40.88] For my dress has always been
[02:43.57] My strongest suit Overwear, underwear
[02:46.22] Anytime, anywhere
[02:47.13] Overwear, underwear
[02:49.02] I am what I wear Anytime, anywhere
[02:50.81] Overwear, underwear
[02:51.79] Anytime, anywhere
[02:52.61] I said anytime Overwear, underwear
[02:54.13] Anytime
[02:55.07] Anywhere
[02:56.95] Finest
[02:57.02] So bring me all my finest Divinest
[02:59.22] Most audacious, my divinest
[03:01.98] Most revealing
[03:03.79] Most expensive and to boot
[03:07.30] Most revealing most
[03:08.23] expensive
[03:09.16] Most arresting Most arresting
[03:11.26] Most heartstopping
[03:13.09] Most heartstopping Most heart-stoping
[03:14.92] Most free-flowing Overwear
[03:16.78] Most eye-popping Underwear
[03:17.68] Most arresting Anytime
[03:18.56] Most heart-stopping
[03:21.23] Anywhere
[03:22.13] Dress has always been Dress has always been
[03:23.94] My strongest suit
[03:25.77] I am what I wear
[03:26.65] My strongest suit
[03:27.59] I am what I wear
[03:28.58] You know that
[03:30.33] I am what I wear I am what I wear
[03:34.06] Dress has always been
[03:35.80] Dress has always been My strongest
[03:37.77] My strongest My strongest
[03:38.68] My strongest My strongest suit My strongest
[03:39.51] My strongest My strongest
[03:40.47] My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest suit
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