Last Dead Mouse

Step right up, gather 'round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling somethin' seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up, behold
Dead mice for sale
They're going fast like hell
Well, I said, "Mouse, now don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy"
Last dead mouse, but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You gotta be crazy with prices like these
No overhead, so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, uh-huh, that's why I yell

Step right up, ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal at any price
Got once, got once, got once, got twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed
Satisfaction guaranteed
Last dead mouse, but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You gotta be crazy with prices like these
No overhead, so I can keep down the cost
Make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, uh-huh, that's why I yell

Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now, oh
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse