Silence (Album Version) [Explicit]
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Number two favorite gift, girls? silence
Yep
Yep
A big old heaping helping dose of shut the hell up!
Oh my God!
We do not have to talk all the damn time, my God!
Can you just not shut the hell up?
You do not have to run your mouth all the flipping time!
Jesus!
Shut up, woman!
Fellas, don't you wish you had a deck of cards
Some shut the hell up cards
That if she started telling you a creepy story
Or something you really didn't want to hear about
You could just whip out a card
And tell her to shut the hell up
And she'd have to do it
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Like you're a referee in a football game or something
She starts telling you a creepy story
About how her mom's a bitch
And she didn't tell her about her getting her cycle
So when she was 13
She sent her to school with two panty liners
When she got her period
And by 10 a.m. she bled out
Like somebody gutted a catfish in her back pocket
Like, oh!
Oh!
Where are my cards?
Shut the hell up!
Oh!
Oh, you are the creepiest thing in my life, God!
Why did you do that to me?
You verbally just punched me in the face!
Oh!
And if you think about explaining that story to me
Here's another shut the hell up card
Jesus!
Women do not like silence
You don't like silence
You gotta fill the gap
It's because you don't understand the concept
That men have to do
It's part of our process
It's called thinking about nothing
Every man here loves to think about nothing
It. We love it. It's one of our favorite activities
Look familiar? This is what we
Look like when we're thinking about nothing
Are you getting it bitches? Are you lo- are you watching?
Girls, when we're
Thinking about nothing, what we're doing is basically we're shutting off our
Conscious mind and subconsciously we're compressing all available memory space
Basically we're defragging our head, okay? We get rid of useless information
That we don't need to keep, like your mom's birthday. Get that out of here
Compress, compress, compress. That's why we don't lose our car in the parking lot
Scientific fact. Male brain is larger on average than the female brain, okay? Fact
The women's brain is far more active. Far more active. About 35% more active. It's
Always firing. Girls think of it like this. We're dial-up your DSL. You're
Superior, no doubt about it, okay? You constantly think
You're thinking all the time. All the time
Your mind hates you. Right now, you're sitting there going
You know, screw this fat guy. I don't
Like him very much, okay? He's kind of sexist
. I like it when he was talking about pro-women stuff
That was good, but now this. I don't like this. Oral silence
Shut the hell up. I don't like that
And you know, good for this woman
Going shopping and spending $50,000. Gee, that's a lot of shopping
I've never shopped like that. Well
There was a time of day after Christmas where I was shopping
And I started off early from all. I got there like 7 a.m
And I was just shopping and I was feeling kind of tired around 11.30, so I got me, you know
A half-wet mocha, Macchino, white mocha, skim, you know
And a double shot of espresso. And I
Was like, woo, I'm back, girl. And I shopped some more
And I got a lot of bargains. It was a lot of good
Bargains. It was good. Okay? Now, you know what guys are thinking right now?
Do another joke about your crotch
See the difference. That's all we're thinking about. That's it
So girls, when we're thinking about nothing, you get pissed
Okay? And you want to fill the silence
So you ask us a goofy-ass question. Every time, never fails
Because remember, this, see, this
What are you thinking? Ugh
About nothing? No, I wish someone would stab me in my flipping eye
Thank you. Appreciate it
Where are my cards?
Shut the hell up. Or how about this one, fellas? You're sleeping
Right? Okay. And she didn't want
To fool around. She just wanted to spoon and cuddle
Which means, hey, your arm's going to
Be asleep 15 minutes before you are, you bastard
Okay? Ha, ha, ha. You're so wired
So you're sitting there, right? And you finally fall asleep. And you got that good
It never fails, right, fellas? You got to sleep where you got the little spit going down your
Mouth. You don't care. You feel it there. You're not wiping. You don't care
And then for no reason, her mind will wake her up to think about
Some non-consequential stuff that happened like, oh
Two weeks ago. And you'll be alarmed at first, right, fellas? Okay. She'll be like
Oh my God, what did Jennifer mean two weeks ago when she said nice skirt? Screw her
It's a great skirt. She's just mad because she's got
Fat ass and fat thighs and a bad relationship
Okay? I don't need this crap in my life, okay?
And you're sitting there, fellas, you're like
What, what, what, what?
What is it, baby? You need me to go re-lock the door again?
A dress? The fact that... Where are my cards? Shut the hell up! Stupid ass. What the
Let's play a game called I Was Sleepin'
How about that?
You're a jerk. You're got it
La, la, la, la, la. I don't listen to you, you're disobeying the shut the hell up card
Yep
Yep
A big old heaping helping dose of shut the hell up!
Oh my God!
We do not have to talk all the damn time, my God!
Can you just not shut the hell up?
You do not have to run your mouth all the flipping time!
Jesus!
Shut up, woman!
Fellas, don't you wish you had a deck of cards
Some shut the hell up cards
That if she started telling you a creepy story
Or something you really didn't want to hear about
You could just whip out a card
And tell her to shut the hell up
And she'd have to do it
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Like you're a referee in a football game or something
She starts telling you a creepy story
About how her mom's a bitch
And she didn't tell her about her getting her cycle
So when she was 13
She sent her to school with two panty liners
When she got her period
And by 10 a.m. she bled out
Like somebody gutted a catfish in her back pocket
Like, oh!
Oh!
Where are my cards?
Shut the hell up!
Oh!
Oh, you are the creepiest thing in my life, God!
Why did you do that to me?
You verbally just punched me in the face!
Oh!
And if you think about explaining that story to me
Here's another shut the hell up card
Jesus!
Women do not like silence
You don't like silence
You gotta fill the gap
It's because you don't understand the concept
That men have to do
It's part of our process
It's called thinking about nothing
Every man here loves to think about nothing
It. We love it. It's one of our favorite activities
Look familiar? This is what we
Look like when we're thinking about nothing
Are you getting it bitches? Are you lo- are you watching?
Girls, when we're
Thinking about nothing, what we're doing is basically we're shutting off our
Conscious mind and subconsciously we're compressing all available memory space
Basically we're defragging our head, okay? We get rid of useless information
That we don't need to keep, like your mom's birthday. Get that out of here
Compress, compress, compress. That's why we don't lose our car in the parking lot
Scientific fact. Male brain is larger on average than the female brain, okay? Fact
The women's brain is far more active. Far more active. About 35% more active. It's
Always firing. Girls think of it like this. We're dial-up your DSL. You're
Superior, no doubt about it, okay? You constantly think
You're thinking all the time. All the time
Your mind hates you. Right now, you're sitting there going
You know, screw this fat guy. I don't
Like him very much, okay? He's kind of sexist
. I like it when he was talking about pro-women stuff
That was good, but now this. I don't like this. Oral silence
Shut the hell up. I don't like that
And you know, good for this woman
Going shopping and spending $50,000. Gee, that's a lot of shopping
I've never shopped like that. Well
There was a time of day after Christmas where I was shopping
And I started off early from all. I got there like 7 a.m
And I was just shopping and I was feeling kind of tired around 11.30, so I got me, you know
A half-wet mocha, Macchino, white mocha, skim, you know
And a double shot of espresso. And I
Was like, woo, I'm back, girl. And I shopped some more
And I got a lot of bargains. It was a lot of good
Bargains. It was good. Okay? Now, you know what guys are thinking right now?
Do another joke about your crotch
See the difference. That's all we're thinking about. That's it
So girls, when we're thinking about nothing, you get pissed
Okay? And you want to fill the silence
So you ask us a goofy-ass question. Every time, never fails
Because remember, this, see, this
What are you thinking? Ugh
About nothing? No, I wish someone would stab me in my flipping eye
Thank you. Appreciate it
Where are my cards?
Shut the hell up. Or how about this one, fellas? You're sleeping
Right? Okay. And she didn't want
To fool around. She just wanted to spoon and cuddle
Which means, hey, your arm's going to
Be asleep 15 minutes before you are, you bastard
Okay? Ha, ha, ha. You're so wired
So you're sitting there, right? And you finally fall asleep. And you got that good
It never fails, right, fellas? You got to sleep where you got the little spit going down your
Mouth. You don't care. You feel it there. You're not wiping. You don't care
And then for no reason, her mind will wake her up to think about
Some non-consequential stuff that happened like, oh
Two weeks ago. And you'll be alarmed at first, right, fellas? Okay. She'll be like
Oh my God, what did Jennifer mean two weeks ago when she said nice skirt? Screw her
It's a great skirt. She's just mad because she's got
Fat ass and fat thighs and a bad relationship
Okay? I don't need this crap in my life, okay?
And you're sitting there, fellas, you're like
What, what, what, what?
What is it, baby? You need me to go re-lock the door again?
A dress? The fact that... Where are my cards? Shut the hell up! Stupid ass. What the
Let's play a game called I Was Sleepin'
How about that?
You're a jerk. You're got it
La, la, la, la, la. I don't listen to you, you're disobeying the shut the hell up card
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.66] Number two favorite gift, girls? silence
[00:06.82] Yep
[00:09.09] Yep
[00:14.44] A big old heaping helping dose of shut the hell up!
[00:18.55] Oh my God!
[00:19.95] We do not have to talk all the damn time, my God!
[00:23.89] Can you just not shut the hell up?
[00:26.43] You do not have to run your mouth all the flipping time!
[00:29.73] Jesus!
[00:30.74] Shut up, woman!
[00:33.80] Fellas, don't you wish you had a deck of cards
[00:36.28] Some shut the hell up cards
[00:37.87] That if she started telling you a creepy story
[00:41.03] Or something you really didn't want to hear about
[00:41.43] You could just whip out a card
[00:43.72] And tell her to shut the hell up
[00:45.21] And she'd have to do it
[00:46.29] Wouldn't that be awesome?
[00:47.92] Like you're a referee in a football game or something
[00:50.34] She starts telling you a creepy story
[00:52.37] About how her mom's a bitch
[00:53.65] And she didn't tell her about her getting her cycle
[00:55.73] So when she was 13
[00:57.32] She sent her to school with two panty liners
[00:59.18] When she got her period
[01:00.29] And by 10 a.m. she bled out
[01:01.80] Like somebody gutted a catfish in her back pocket
[01:05.33] Like, oh!
[01:06.16] Oh!
[01:07.37] Where are my cards?
[01:09.59] Shut the hell up!
[01:10.72] Oh!
[01:14.48] Oh, you are the creepiest thing in my life, God!
[01:18.38] Why did you do that to me?
[01:21.06] You verbally just punched me in the face!
[01:23.74] Oh!
[01:29.04] And if you think about explaining that story to me
[01:31.34] Here's another shut the hell up card
[01:32.48] Jesus!
[01:37.16] Women do not like silence
[01:38.90] You don't like silence
[01:40.89] You gotta fill the gap
[01:43.74] It's because you don't understand the concept
[01:45.56] That men have to do
[01:47.91] It's part of our process
[01:49.38] It's called thinking about nothing
[01:54.28] Every man here loves to think about nothing
[01:57.31] It. We love it. It's one of our favorite activities
[02:00.78] Look familiar? This is what we
[02:02.10] Look like when we're thinking about nothing
[02:11.65] Are you getting it bitches? Are you lo- are you watching?
[02:18.14] Girls, when we're
[02:19.05] Thinking about nothing, what we're doing is basically we're shutting off our
[02:23.18] Conscious mind and subconsciously we're compressing all available memory space
[02:26.88] Basically we're defragging our head, okay? We get rid of useless information
[02:32.85] That we don't need to keep, like your mom's birthday. Get that out of here
[02:40.67] Compress, compress, compress. That's why we don't lose our car in the parking lot
[02:53.58] Scientific fact. Male brain is larger on average than the female brain, okay? Fact
[03:00.38] The women's brain is far more active. Far more active. About 35% more active. It's
[03:06.24] Always firing. Girls think of it like this. We're dial-up your DSL. You're
[03:14.74] Superior, no doubt about it, okay? You constantly think
[03:17.88] You're thinking all the time. All the time
[03:25.47] Your mind hates you. Right now, you're sitting there going
[03:30.32] You know, screw this fat guy. I don't
[03:31.57] Like him very much, okay? He's kind of sexist
[03:35.72] . I like it when he was talking about pro-women stuff
[03:37.77] That was good, but now this. I don't like this. Oral silence
[03:40.60] Shut the hell up. I don't like that
[03:42.37] And you know, good for this woman
[03:44.43] Going shopping and spending $50,000. Gee, that's a lot of shopping
[03:47.07] I've never shopped like that. Well
[03:48.36] There was a time of day after Christmas where I was shopping
[03:50.31] And I started off early from all. I got there like 7 a.m
[03:52.90] And I was just shopping and I was feeling kind of tired around 11.30, so I got me, you know
[03:58.84] A half-wet mocha, Macchino, white mocha, skim, you know
[04:02.82] And a double shot of espresso. And I
[04:04.57] Was like, woo, I'm back, girl. And I shopped some more
[04:08.62] And I got a lot of bargains. It was a lot of good
[04:10.44] Bargains. It was good. Okay? Now, you know what guys are thinking right now?
[04:18.34] Do another joke about your crotch
[04:27.03] See the difference. That's all we're thinking about. That's it
[04:35.40] So girls, when we're thinking about nothing, you get pissed
[04:38.20] Okay? And you want to fill the silence
[04:40.19] So you ask us a goofy-ass question. Every time, never fails
[04:43.16] Because remember, this, see, this
[04:46.37] What are you thinking? Ugh
[04:52.14] About nothing? No, I wish someone would stab me in my flipping eye
[04:58.64] Thank you. Appreciate it
[05:03.45] Where are my cards?
[05:08.23] Shut the hell up. Or how about this one, fellas? You're sleeping
[05:13.18] Right? Okay. And she didn't want
[05:16.38] To fool around. She just wanted to spoon and cuddle
[05:18.81] Which means, hey, your arm's going to
[05:21.44] Be asleep 15 minutes before you are, you bastard
[05:23.61] Okay? Ha, ha, ha. You're so wired
[05:29.48] So you're sitting there, right? And you finally fall asleep. And you got that good
[05:32.17] It never fails, right, fellas? You got to sleep where you got the little spit going down your
[05:35.78] Mouth. You don't care. You feel it there. You're not wiping. You don't care
[05:44.58] And then for no reason, her mind will wake her up to think about
[05:47.43] Some non-consequential stuff that happened like, oh
[05:51.10] Two weeks ago. And you'll be alarmed at first, right, fellas? Okay. She'll be like
[05:59.13] Oh my God, what did Jennifer mean two weeks ago when she said nice skirt? Screw her
[06:03.91] It's a great skirt. She's just mad because she's got
[06:05.73] Fat ass and fat thighs and a bad relationship
[06:08.13] Okay? I don't need this crap in my life, okay?
[06:12.44] And you're sitting there, fellas, you're like
[06:14.75] What, what, what, what?
[06:23.42] What is it, baby? You need me to go re-lock the door again?
[06:32.96] A dress? The fact that... Where are my cards? Shut the hell up! Stupid ass. What the
[06:43.29] Let's play a game called I Was Sleepin'
[06:46.46] How about that?
[06:50.49] You're a jerk. You're got it
[06:54.27] La, la, la, la, la. I don't listen to you, you're disobeying the shut the hell up card
[07:01.65]
[00:06.82] Yep
[00:09.09] Yep
[00:14.44] A big old heaping helping dose of shut the hell up!
[00:18.55] Oh my God!
[00:19.95] We do not have to talk all the damn time, my God!
[00:23.89] Can you just not shut the hell up?
[00:26.43] You do not have to run your mouth all the flipping time!
[00:29.73] Jesus!
[00:30.74] Shut up, woman!
[00:33.80] Fellas, don't you wish you had a deck of cards
[00:36.28] Some shut the hell up cards
[00:37.87] That if she started telling you a creepy story
[00:41.03] Or something you really didn't want to hear about
[00:41.43] You could just whip out a card
[00:43.72] And tell her to shut the hell up
[00:45.21] And she'd have to do it
[00:46.29] Wouldn't that be awesome?
[00:47.92] Like you're a referee in a football game or something
[00:50.34] She starts telling you a creepy story
[00:52.37] About how her mom's a bitch
[00:53.65] And she didn't tell her about her getting her cycle
[00:55.73] So when she was 13
[00:57.32] She sent her to school with two panty liners
[00:59.18] When she got her period
[01:00.29] And by 10 a.m. she bled out
[01:01.80] Like somebody gutted a catfish in her back pocket
[01:05.33] Like, oh!
[01:06.16] Oh!
[01:07.37] Where are my cards?
[01:09.59] Shut the hell up!
[01:10.72] Oh!
[01:14.48] Oh, you are the creepiest thing in my life, God!
[01:18.38] Why did you do that to me?
[01:21.06] You verbally just punched me in the face!
[01:23.74] Oh!
[01:29.04] And if you think about explaining that story to me
[01:31.34] Here's another shut the hell up card
[01:32.48] Jesus!
[01:37.16] Women do not like silence
[01:38.90] You don't like silence
[01:40.89] You gotta fill the gap
[01:43.74] It's because you don't understand the concept
[01:45.56] That men have to do
[01:47.91] It's part of our process
[01:49.38] It's called thinking about nothing
[01:54.28] Every man here loves to think about nothing
[01:57.31] It. We love it. It's one of our favorite activities
[02:00.78] Look familiar? This is what we
[02:02.10] Look like when we're thinking about nothing
[02:11.65] Are you getting it bitches? Are you lo- are you watching?
[02:18.14] Girls, when we're
[02:19.05] Thinking about nothing, what we're doing is basically we're shutting off our
[02:23.18] Conscious mind and subconsciously we're compressing all available memory space
[02:26.88] Basically we're defragging our head, okay? We get rid of useless information
[02:32.85] That we don't need to keep, like your mom's birthday. Get that out of here
[02:40.67] Compress, compress, compress. That's why we don't lose our car in the parking lot
[02:53.58] Scientific fact. Male brain is larger on average than the female brain, okay? Fact
[03:00.38] The women's brain is far more active. Far more active. About 35% more active. It's
[03:06.24] Always firing. Girls think of it like this. We're dial-up your DSL. You're
[03:14.74] Superior, no doubt about it, okay? You constantly think
[03:17.88] You're thinking all the time. All the time
[03:25.47] Your mind hates you. Right now, you're sitting there going
[03:30.32] You know, screw this fat guy. I don't
[03:31.57] Like him very much, okay? He's kind of sexist
[03:35.72] . I like it when he was talking about pro-women stuff
[03:37.77] That was good, but now this. I don't like this. Oral silence
[03:40.60] Shut the hell up. I don't like that
[03:42.37] And you know, good for this woman
[03:44.43] Going shopping and spending $50,000. Gee, that's a lot of shopping
[03:47.07] I've never shopped like that. Well
[03:48.36] There was a time of day after Christmas where I was shopping
[03:50.31] And I started off early from all. I got there like 7 a.m
[03:52.90] And I was just shopping and I was feeling kind of tired around 11.30, so I got me, you know
[03:58.84] A half-wet mocha, Macchino, white mocha, skim, you know
[04:02.82] And a double shot of espresso. And I
[04:04.57] Was like, woo, I'm back, girl. And I shopped some more
[04:08.62] And I got a lot of bargains. It was a lot of good
[04:10.44] Bargains. It was good. Okay? Now, you know what guys are thinking right now?
[04:18.34] Do another joke about your crotch
[04:27.03] See the difference. That's all we're thinking about. That's it
[04:35.40] So girls, when we're thinking about nothing, you get pissed
[04:38.20] Okay? And you want to fill the silence
[04:40.19] So you ask us a goofy-ass question. Every time, never fails
[04:43.16] Because remember, this, see, this
[04:46.37] What are you thinking? Ugh
[04:52.14] About nothing? No, I wish someone would stab me in my flipping eye
[04:58.64] Thank you. Appreciate it
[05:03.45] Where are my cards?
[05:08.23] Shut the hell up. Or how about this one, fellas? You're sleeping
[05:13.18] Right? Okay. And she didn't want
[05:16.38] To fool around. She just wanted to spoon and cuddle
[05:18.81] Which means, hey, your arm's going to
[05:21.44] Be asleep 15 minutes before you are, you bastard
[05:23.61] Okay? Ha, ha, ha. You're so wired
[05:29.48] So you're sitting there, right? And you finally fall asleep. And you got that good
[05:32.17] It never fails, right, fellas? You got to sleep where you got the little spit going down your
[05:35.78] Mouth. You don't care. You feel it there. You're not wiping. You don't care
[05:44.58] And then for no reason, her mind will wake her up to think about
[05:47.43] Some non-consequential stuff that happened like, oh
[05:51.10] Two weeks ago. And you'll be alarmed at first, right, fellas? Okay. She'll be like
[05:59.13] Oh my God, what did Jennifer mean two weeks ago when she said nice skirt? Screw her
[06:03.91] It's a great skirt. She's just mad because she's got
[06:05.73] Fat ass and fat thighs and a bad relationship
[06:08.13] Okay? I don't need this crap in my life, okay?
[06:12.44] And you're sitting there, fellas, you're like
[06:14.75] What, what, what, what?
[06:23.42] What is it, baby? You need me to go re-lock the door again?
[06:32.96] A dress? The fact that... Where are my cards? Shut the hell up! Stupid ass. What the
[06:43.29] Let's play a game called I Was Sleepin'
[06:46.46] How about that?
[06:50.49] You're a jerk. You're got it
[06:54.27] La, la, la, la, la. I don't listen to you, you're disobeying the shut the hell up card
[07:01.65]