Who's Gonna Take Me Home (The Rise and Fall of a Budding Gigilo)
๐ต 2016 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:52 duration
๐ ID: 28396409
๐ Lyrics
Well I arrived on time
My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
There were women wall to wall
It's Saturday night and I wanted them all
Everyone
Sidled up for a dance
I tried a new step and fell in the plants
I told a joke, about the Pope
It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped, so listen
Nobody told me she was the daughter
Of the mayor
I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
Ground would swallow me up
And accidentally my elbow hit the record player
The rock 'n' roll stopped
And everybody just stared
(Oh no)
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head, listen boy
I didn't worry, not me
Panic ain't in my vocabulary
Smashed beyond reproach
Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes
All hell broke loose
I started to take off my trousers and shoes
And so I tried to look cool
I stepped back and fell in the pool
The hostess helped me out
And asked for my dismissal
I said I was sorry, but I've been
Under so much pressure
Just lately, baby
I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
On a motor bike
That weighed three hundred pounds and what's wrong with that
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head
I woke up on the floor
Still in my suit and she told me I snored
I never felt so cheap
I had a good laugh at the size of her feet
Holy Moses, I don't like this single living
I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down, now
With a home and a garden
And a nature quite forgiving
Then again maybe I'll just hang around
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head
Now who's gonna take me home
Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause I don't live
Too far from you, boy
Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give me a lift home, oh c'mon
Jim, c'mon and take so home
Who's gonna take me
My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
There were women wall to wall
It's Saturday night and I wanted them all
Everyone
Sidled up for a dance
I tried a new step and fell in the plants
I told a joke, about the Pope
It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped, so listen
Nobody told me she was the daughter
Of the mayor
I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
Ground would swallow me up
And accidentally my elbow hit the record player
The rock 'n' roll stopped
And everybody just stared
(Oh no)
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head, listen boy
I didn't worry, not me
Panic ain't in my vocabulary
Smashed beyond reproach
Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes
All hell broke loose
I started to take off my trousers and shoes
And so I tried to look cool
I stepped back and fell in the pool
The hostess helped me out
And asked for my dismissal
I said I was sorry, but I've been
Under so much pressure
Just lately, baby
I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
On a motor bike
That weighed three hundred pounds and what's wrong with that
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head
I woke up on the floor
Still in my suit and she told me I snored
I never felt so cheap
I had a good laugh at the size of her feet
Holy Moses, I don't like this single living
I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down, now
With a home and a garden
And a nature quite forgiving
Then again maybe I'll just hang around
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head
Now who's gonna take me home
Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause I don't live
Too far from you, boy
Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give me a lift home, oh c'mon
Jim, c'mon and take so home
Who's gonna take me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.94] Well I arrived on time
[00:20.80] My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
[00:24.53] There were women wall to wall
[00:29.00] It's Saturday night and I wanted them all
[00:31.73] Everyone
[00:41.04] Sidled up for a dance
[00:45.55] I tried a new step and fell in the plants
[00:49.04] I told a joke, about the Pope
[00:53.61] It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped, so listen
[00:58.77] Nobody told me she was the daughter
[01:00.98] Of the mayor
[01:02.17] I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
[01:03.39] Ground would swallow me up
[01:06.78] And accidentally my elbow hit the record player
[01:11.06] The rock 'n' roll stopped
[01:12.19] And everybody just stared
[01:15.25] (Oh no)
[01:17.82] Who's gonna take me home
[01:21.42] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
[01:25.88] Who's gonna take me home
[01:29.67] This party's gone right to my head, listen boy
[01:42.14] I didn't worry, not me
[01:46.77] Panic ain't in my vocabulary
[01:50.85] Smashed beyond reproach
[01:54.84] Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes
[01:58.90] All hell broke loose
[02:03.37] I started to take off my trousers and shoes
[02:06.81] And so I tried to look cool
[02:11.38] I stepped back and fell in the pool
[02:16.03] The hostess helped me out
[02:17.69] And asked for my dismissal
[02:19.91] I said I was sorry, but I've been
[02:21.55] Under so much pressure
[02:22.42] Just lately, baby
[02:24.41] I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile
[02:27.86] The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
[02:29.86] On a motor bike
[02:30.46] That weighed three hundred pounds and what's wrong with that
[02:35.51] Who's gonna take me home
[02:38.97] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
[02:43.53] Who's gonna take me home
[02:47.10] This party's gone right to my head
[02:50.43] To my head
[02:52.10]
[03:20.12] I woke up on the floor
[03:23.78] Still in my suit and she told me I snored
[03:28.30] I never felt so cheap
[03:32.80] I had a good laugh at the size of her feet
[03:37.51] Holy Moses, I don't like this single living
[03:41.72] I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down, now
[03:46.23] With a home and a garden
[03:47.11] And a nature quite forgiving
[03:50.59] Then again maybe I'll just hang around
[03:56.96] Who's gonna take me home
[04:00.76] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
[04:04.85] Who's gonna take me home
[04:08.11] This party's gone right to my head
[04:12.38] To my head
[04:13.81] Now who's gonna take me home
[04:16.53] Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause I don't live
[04:19.35] Too far from you, boy
[04:21.75] Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give me a lift home, oh c'mon
[04:25.82] Jim, c'mon and take so home
[04:30.65] Who's gonna take me
[04:38.18]
[00:20.80] My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
[00:24.53] There were women wall to wall
[00:29.00] It's Saturday night and I wanted them all
[00:31.73] Everyone
[00:41.04] Sidled up for a dance
[00:45.55] I tried a new step and fell in the plants
[00:49.04] I told a joke, about the Pope
[00:53.61] It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped, so listen
[00:58.77] Nobody told me she was the daughter
[01:00.98] Of the mayor
[01:02.17] I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
[01:03.39] Ground would swallow me up
[01:06.78] And accidentally my elbow hit the record player
[01:11.06] The rock 'n' roll stopped
[01:12.19] And everybody just stared
[01:15.25] (Oh no)
[01:17.82] Who's gonna take me home
[01:21.42] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
[01:25.88] Who's gonna take me home
[01:29.67] This party's gone right to my head, listen boy
[01:42.14] I didn't worry, not me
[01:46.77] Panic ain't in my vocabulary
[01:50.85] Smashed beyond reproach
[01:54.84] Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes
[01:58.90] All hell broke loose
[02:03.37] I started to take off my trousers and shoes
[02:06.81] And so I tried to look cool
[02:11.38] I stepped back and fell in the pool
[02:16.03] The hostess helped me out
[02:17.69] And asked for my dismissal
[02:19.91] I said I was sorry, but I've been
[02:21.55] Under so much pressure
[02:22.42] Just lately, baby
[02:24.41] I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile
[02:27.86] The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
[02:29.86] On a motor bike
[02:30.46] That weighed three hundred pounds and what's wrong with that
[02:35.51] Who's gonna take me home
[02:38.97] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
[02:43.53] Who's gonna take me home
[02:47.10] This party's gone right to my head
[02:50.43] To my head
[02:52.10]
[03:20.12] I woke up on the floor
[03:23.78] Still in my suit and she told me I snored
[03:28.30] I never felt so cheap
[03:32.80] I had a good laugh at the size of her feet
[03:37.51] Holy Moses, I don't like this single living
[03:41.72] I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down, now
[03:46.23] With a home and a garden
[03:47.11] And a nature quite forgiving
[03:50.59] Then again maybe I'll just hang around
[03:56.96] Who's gonna take me home
[04:00.76] I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
[04:04.85] Who's gonna take me home
[04:08.11] This party's gone right to my head
[04:12.38] To my head
[04:13.81] Now who's gonna take me home
[04:16.53] Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause I don't live
[04:19.35] Too far from you, boy
[04:21.75] Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give me a lift home, oh c'mon
[04:25.82] Jim, c'mon and take so home
[04:30.65] Who's gonna take me
[04:38.18]