Nothing Good (Ever Happens To Me)

Hanging out at the Black Cat Café
I didn't think the world would end today
In a radioactive lava flow
While I try to find the nerve to say hello

Flaming meteors falling from space
Will spell the end of the human race
Atomic heat dries up the sea
Nothing good ever happens to me

Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me

You're so beautiful, I'm so shy
I wonder if you're dating another guy
All I wanna do is kiss your face
But the earth is buried in nuclear waste

Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me

Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me
Nothing good ever happens to me