The Ballad of William Stout
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๐ Lyrics
Come hither all ye brave and we'll tell you a tale
Of a fat pommy boy called William
Dreamt one night of a far-away place
A wise man with a sun-dried face
And he said, which in English means
A long time ago in Africa
There lived a mystical, magical wilderyak
There was darkness in the land, and we thought it was slain
It's your destiny to ease our pain
So he sailed his bathtub across the sea
To the land of the lion and zucchini
Shipwrecked off the coast of Tunisia
He had to trade his pants for food (how rude!)
Naked he trekked through the deep dark bush
Pursued by the jackal, hyena and such
Morale was down, tears on his chest
For he feared he had failed his quest
Searching and searching, I hope I will find
This yak is the beast of my dreams
Visions oh visions these stories in mind
I hope I will find it this year
(This year I will find him)
Backwards he went down the road that he'd travelled
Over deserts and valleys, mountains and seas
Threw in the towel, turning back home
But a rustle in the bushes so he froze!
Could it be the yak he sought?
For bounding through the bushes a beast came forth
A wondrous sight, a splendour to behold
The trees parted and a cow approached!
Searching and searching I think I have found
The beast of my dreams is a cow
Weary so weary, it all seems futile
Perhaps the old man was senile!
Noone would have dreamed that that fat pommy boy would achieve glory
William Stout, an inspiration to us all
As he entered the village, he knew the time was near
Sweat poured down as he cowered with fear
He led the beast forth, thinking that he'd failed
For surely they weren't fools and the truth would prevail
Descended on the village, the crickets chirped
Shocked looks as they beheld his lowly offering
The tribesman smiled, "my son, you've done us proud"
And this is where our story ends!
Of a fat pommy boy called William
Dreamt one night of a far-away place
A wise man with a sun-dried face
And he said, which in English means
A long time ago in Africa
There lived a mystical, magical wilderyak
There was darkness in the land, and we thought it was slain
It's your destiny to ease our pain
So he sailed his bathtub across the sea
To the land of the lion and zucchini
Shipwrecked off the coast of Tunisia
He had to trade his pants for food (how rude!)
Naked he trekked through the deep dark bush
Pursued by the jackal, hyena and such
Morale was down, tears on his chest
For he feared he had failed his quest
Searching and searching, I hope I will find
This yak is the beast of my dreams
Visions oh visions these stories in mind
I hope I will find it this year
(This year I will find him)
Backwards he went down the road that he'd travelled
Over deserts and valleys, mountains and seas
Threw in the towel, turning back home
But a rustle in the bushes so he froze!
Could it be the yak he sought?
For bounding through the bushes a beast came forth
A wondrous sight, a splendour to behold
The trees parted and a cow approached!
Searching and searching I think I have found
The beast of my dreams is a cow
Weary so weary, it all seems futile
Perhaps the old man was senile!
Noone would have dreamed that that fat pommy boy would achieve glory
William Stout, an inspiration to us all
As he entered the village, he knew the time was near
Sweat poured down as he cowered with fear
He led the beast forth, thinking that he'd failed
For surely they weren't fools and the truth would prevail
Descended on the village, the crickets chirped
Shocked looks as they beheld his lowly offering
The tribesman smiled, "my son, you've done us proud"
And this is where our story ends!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.42] Come hither all ye brave and we'll tell you a tale
[00:22.50] Of a fat pommy boy called William
[00:24.95] Dreamt one night of a far-away place
[00:27.51] A wise man with a sun-dried face
[00:30.37] And he said, which in English means
[00:37.11] A long time ago in Africa
[00:39.16] There lived a mystical, magical wilderyak
[00:41.88] There was darkness in the land, and we thought it was slain
[00:44.49] It's your destiny to ease our pain
[00:47.33]
[00:56.87] So he sailed his bathtub across the sea
[00:59.10] To the land of the lion and zucchini
[01:01.23] Shipwrecked off the coast of Tunisia
[01:03.91] He had to trade his pants for food (how rude!)
[01:07.01] Naked he trekked through the deep dark bush
[01:09.08] Pursued by the jackal, hyena and such
[01:11.50] Morale was down, tears on his chest
[01:13.95] For he feared he had failed his quest
[01:16.75] Searching and searching, I hope I will find
[01:19.05] This yak is the beast of my dreams
[01:21.56] Visions oh visions these stories in mind
[01:23.98] I hope I will find it this year
[01:27.22] (This year I will find him)
[01:29.45]
[01:38.82] Backwards he went down the road that he'd travelled
[01:41.33] Over deserts and valleys, mountains and seas
[01:43.78] Threw in the towel, turning back home
[01:45.83] But a rustle in the bushes so he froze!
[01:48.50] Could it be the yak he sought?
[01:50.72] For bounding through the bushes a beast came forth
[01:53.13] A wondrous sight, a splendour to behold
[01:55.78] The trees parted and a cow approached!
[01:58.37] Searching and searching I think I have found
[02:00.85] The beast of my dreams is a cow
[02:03.19] Weary so weary, it all seems futile
[02:05.33] Perhaps the old man was senile!
[02:11.97] Noone would have dreamed that that fat pommy boy would achieve glory
[02:15.87] William Stout, an inspiration to us all
[02:20.74]
[02:39.65] As he entered the village, he knew the time was near
[02:42.34] Sweat poured down as he cowered with fear
[02:44.55] He led the beast forth, thinking that he'd failed
[02:47.14] For surely they weren't fools and the truth would prevail
[02:49.40] Descended on the village, the crickets chirped
[02:51.96] Shocked looks as they beheld his lowly offering
[02:54.37] The tribesman smiled, "my son, you've done us proud"
[02:57.01] And this is where our story ends!
[02:59.08]
[00:22.50] Of a fat pommy boy called William
[00:24.95] Dreamt one night of a far-away place
[00:27.51] A wise man with a sun-dried face
[00:30.37] And he said, which in English means
[00:37.11] A long time ago in Africa
[00:39.16] There lived a mystical, magical wilderyak
[00:41.88] There was darkness in the land, and we thought it was slain
[00:44.49] It's your destiny to ease our pain
[00:47.33]
[00:56.87] So he sailed his bathtub across the sea
[00:59.10] To the land of the lion and zucchini
[01:01.23] Shipwrecked off the coast of Tunisia
[01:03.91] He had to trade his pants for food (how rude!)
[01:07.01] Naked he trekked through the deep dark bush
[01:09.08] Pursued by the jackal, hyena and such
[01:11.50] Morale was down, tears on his chest
[01:13.95] For he feared he had failed his quest
[01:16.75] Searching and searching, I hope I will find
[01:19.05] This yak is the beast of my dreams
[01:21.56] Visions oh visions these stories in mind
[01:23.98] I hope I will find it this year
[01:27.22] (This year I will find him)
[01:29.45]
[01:38.82] Backwards he went down the road that he'd travelled
[01:41.33] Over deserts and valleys, mountains and seas
[01:43.78] Threw in the towel, turning back home
[01:45.83] But a rustle in the bushes so he froze!
[01:48.50] Could it be the yak he sought?
[01:50.72] For bounding through the bushes a beast came forth
[01:53.13] A wondrous sight, a splendour to behold
[01:55.78] The trees parted and a cow approached!
[01:58.37] Searching and searching I think I have found
[02:00.85] The beast of my dreams is a cow
[02:03.19] Weary so weary, it all seems futile
[02:05.33] Perhaps the old man was senile!
[02:11.97] Noone would have dreamed that that fat pommy boy would achieve glory
[02:15.87] William Stout, an inspiration to us all
[02:20.74]
[02:39.65] As he entered the village, he knew the time was near
[02:42.34] Sweat poured down as he cowered with fear
[02:44.55] He led the beast forth, thinking that he'd failed
[02:47.14] For surely they weren't fools and the truth would prevail
[02:49.40] Descended on the village, the crickets chirped
[02:51.96] Shocked looks as they beheld his lowly offering
[02:54.37] The tribesman smiled, "my son, you've done us proud"
[02:57.01] And this is where our story ends!
[02:59.08]