It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime
🎵 1528 characters
⏱️ 2:13 duration
🆔 ID: 28477615
📜 Lyrics
Fuck yeah!
It's time
To take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
I said "Holy shit! He might be dead!"
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed "You're fucking toast!"
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying
To install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self-defense
And my boss got arrested
Cool!
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Fuck yeah!
It's time
To take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by (hey, hey!)
It's time to take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong
As the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Yeah!
To shit
And as the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Cool!
It's time
To take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
I said "Holy shit! He might be dead!"
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed "You're fucking toast!"
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying
To install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self-defense
And my boss got arrested
Cool!
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Fuck yeah!
It's time
To take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by (hey, hey!)
It's time to take a shit on the company's dime
I don't even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hangin' dong
As the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Yeah!
To shit
And as the time flies by
Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
Cool!
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.12] Fuck yeah!
[00:01.61] It's time
[00:03.24] To take a shit on the company's dime
[00:06.56] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[00:09.43] I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by
[00:12.72] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[00:15.64] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:18.92] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[00:21.88] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:25.23] I knew my boss would spy on me
[00:27.94] So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
[00:31.14] He tried to run really fast into the stall
[00:34.49] But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
[00:37.36] I said "Holy shit! He might be dead!"
[00:40.70] As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
[00:45.35] He screamed "You're fucking toast!"
[00:47.50] I called the police and told them that my boss was trying
[00:50.38] To install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump
[00:55.39] So I pissed on him in self-defense
[00:58.39] And my boss got arrested
[01:01.01] Cool!
[01:02.34] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:05.28] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:08.57] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:11.47] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:20.71] Fuck yeah!
[01:22.25] It's time
[01:23.83] To take a shit on the company's dime
[01:27.17] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:30.01] I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by (hey, hey!)
[01:33.35] It's time to take a shit on the company's dime
[01:36.88] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:39.23] I'm just hangin' dong
[01:41.69] As the time flies by
[01:45.65] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:48.56] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:51.81] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:54.68] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:58.08] Yeah!
[01:59.49] To shit
[02:00.81] And as the time flies by
[02:04.10] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[02:07.13] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[02:10.69] Cool!
[02:12.47]
[00:01.61] It's time
[00:03.24] To take a shit on the company's dime
[00:06.56] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[00:09.43] I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by
[00:12.72] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[00:15.64] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:18.92] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[00:21.88] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:25.23] I knew my boss would spy on me
[00:27.94] So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
[00:31.14] He tried to run really fast into the stall
[00:34.49] But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
[00:37.36] I said "Holy shit! He might be dead!"
[00:40.70] As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
[00:45.35] He screamed "You're fucking toast!"
[00:47.50] I called the police and told them that my boss was trying
[00:50.38] To install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump
[00:55.39] So I pissed on him in self-defense
[00:58.39] And my boss got arrested
[01:01.01] Cool!
[01:02.34] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:05.28] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:08.57] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:11.47] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:20.71] Fuck yeah!
[01:22.25] It's time
[01:23.83] To take a shit on the company's dime
[01:27.17] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:30.01] I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by (hey, hey!)
[01:33.35] It's time to take a shit on the company's dime
[01:36.88] I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:39.23] I'm just hangin' dong
[01:41.69] As the time flies by
[01:45.65] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:48.56] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:51.81] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:54.68] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:58.08] Yeah!
[01:59.49] To shit
[02:00.81] And as the time flies by
[02:04.10] Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[02:07.13] The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[02:10.69] Cool!
[02:12.47]