Who Did I Eat Last Night-

Usually, I dedicate these songs to the chicks
And the womens and bitches and shit out there,
But I think I'll dedicated this to the men out there,
Especially the ones who like to get stoned and out...
Man, y'all better cut that shit out.
But did something happen to y'all, what happened to me?
Listen...
Something about my tongue that don't smell right,
I wonder, who did I eat last night?
Somebody put out the light,
Tell me, who did I eat last night?
I remember being at this party,
In a room with all kinds of bitches and shit.
And then it felt like a lot of hair was in my face,
And I heard some bitch scream like she was having a fit.
My breath just doesn't smell right,
And I wonder who did I eat last night?
My tongue, it looks too red,
And I wonder, who did I give some head?
It wouldn't seem too bad,
If I just knew who it was...
There were some fine hos at this party,
But then again, some of them bitches looked like the Thing From Mars,
And if it was one of them I know I'd just die
So that's why I want to know,
My breath just don't seem right,
And I wonder, who did I eat last night?
I feel just like I'm dead,
And I wonder, who did I give some head?
I finally learned my lesson,
And believe now I know,
Never again should I go to a party,
With a bunch of freaks that I don't know.
Because something just don't seem right,
I believe I gave someone some head last night.
My breath just don't smell right,
I wonder, who did I eat last night?
I know of you out there, won't believe
All these filthy things I say in these songs.
But if you look in my mouth and see my tonsils turned yellow,
I believe I got syphilis in the lung!
Something just ain't right,
I believe I gave some head last night.
Feels just like I'm dead,
Who did I give some head?
I think I'm gonna let my guitar player get on it here.
Go ahead and pluck it.
Plick it.
Bite it.
Snap it.
Look at all them hos out there dancing.
He can work it on a clitter the same way with his tongue...
(Laughter)
Whooooa!!!