Ringtone

[00:00.25] Once, not very long ago I was respected
[00:04.75] I was popular (popular)
[00:08.03] But now I hang my head in shame
[00:14.88] My life is filled with such regret of that mistake
[00:20.08] I can't forget
[00:22.21] And now I'll never be the same
[00:39.84] Ringtone
[00:41.30] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[00:44.47] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[00:48.86] (what was I thinking)
[00:50.28] My friends all stare at me
[00:52.18] Whenever I get a call
[00:58.04] Well everybody (everybody)
[01:01.01] Everybody (everybody)
[01:04.13] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[01:10.11] When my phone goes off at work
[01:11.73] I look like the biggest jerk
[01:13.54] Total strangers want to slap me around
[01:16.45] When its ringin' on the terrace
[01:18.24] My neighbors get embarrassed
[01:19.81] They're beggin' me to move out of town
[01:22.76] Well it made my wife so sick
[01:24.28] She smashed my iPhone with a brick
[01:25.96] But I had it fixed and now its just fine
[01:28.99] It's a pain, I sure don't need it
[01:30.57] And I probably should delete it
[01:32.15] But for me that would be crossing the line
[01:34.98] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
[01:38.64] Hey, I paid good money for this ringtone
[01:41.62] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[01:44.72] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[01:48.68] (really what was I thinking)
[01:50.57] My friends all stare at me
[01:52.34] Whenever I get a call
[01:58.27] Well everybody (everybody)
[02:01.26] Everybody (everybody)
[02:04.45] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!
[02:23.50] Ringtone
[02:26.56] Ringtone
[02:30.01] Ahhh
[02:33.18] Oooh
[02:35.74] Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
[02:38.78] Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
[02:41.81] Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
[02:44.94] Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
[02:48.02] All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
[02:51.01] All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
[02:54.17] Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
[02:57.16] Every single person everywhere unanimously
[03:00.36] Everybody (everybody)
[03:03.21] Everybody (everybody)
[03:06.48] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
[03:10.03] Ringtone, ringtone
[03:13.30] Ringtone, ringtone
[03:16.44] Ringtone, ringtone
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