World Tour
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So I gotta tell you when we first kicked off our world tour
We started in, uh, we started in Singapore
And for me, that kinda threw me off because
Just to let you guys know, they do speak English in Singapore
It's actually the number one language spoken, and I didn't know that
And some people are like, oh, why would you go to Singapore to perform
If you didn't know whether or not they understood you?
'Cause the check was fat
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
And I'm a little whore, so yeah
The only thing with Singapore is that, in Singapore, the rules over there are very strict
Like, many years ago, an American went over there, and he was graffitiing on a wall
Okay, he tagged up a wall, and they got him, and they don't give out tickets in Singapore
The penalty for that was they pulled him aside, took off his shirt, and they caned him with a stick
And there's no set number, like, oh, you graffiti a wall with two letters, that's four licks
No, the guy hits you until he feels you've learned a lesson
Yeah, that's hardcore
If you're caught smuggling drugs into Singapore, the penalty is death
Which makes somebody like myself nervous when you travel with the people that you travel with
Martin, oh yeah
And you know, it's crazy because they play a video when you're going through customs
As you're going through customs
They play a video to let you know where you're about to go into
And it starts off really nice, it starts off sweet, it's like, doo-doo-doo
"Welcome to Singapore
Singapore very beautiful country, very nice a country, very clean a country
If you're caught smuggling drugs into our country
I stab you, I tag you, I knock you on the ground
I sit over you, I pee on you while doing Gangnam Style, I kick you, I kill you
Enjoy Singapore"
From Singapore, we got to go up to London, England, to do some shows
And it was pretty cool over there, obviously, they spoke English
The only issues that I had in London, England, were that
Over there, they drive on the opposite side of the street
And that is very, you know, that's kind of challenging for tourists because
When you're crossing the street, you're automatically conditioned to come out
Look left, look right, look left again, and then you cross
And so when you're there, you have to retrain yourself
Because you'll come out, and you'll think you're cool, "Look, there's no cars coming, let's go"
Every other block is like the movie Final Destination
You know what I mean? And over there, they got double-decker buses
Those suckers are heavy, you get hit by one of those at 30 miles an hour, ugh, you know?
At least if you get hit by a bus here on the island, you have so much of a chance
First of all, nobody's in a hurry, you get hit by a bus here and -
"Hey, brah, walk it off"
"Are you okay?" "Shoots," "all right"
I've been to the news station here
I've been to the news many times and they're always
People always step off the curb, they're not paying attention
They're looking at the buildings, or they're taking pictures, and you know
They report 'em, you know
"A man was struck by a bus here today, his leg was broken
Doctors say he will be okay"
London, England, getting hit by a double-decker bus going 30
"A man exploded today when he was struck by a double-decker bus
We have video footage"
Some of the places we're planning on performing this next year
We're talking about going to Germany, we're talking about going to Bulgaria, and India
India's on the list of new places we're gonna visit, and I'm excited about India, you know
And I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India
I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there
You're gonna enjoy, you're going to love it, it's amazing"
And I just stare, and the guy goes, "Why are you staring?"
I go, "'Cause your voice doesn't match the -," "Oh, you think we all sound like -?"
I'm sorry, dude, I live in America, Indians over there keep it real
You know, I'm sorry
And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people
I'm going to tell you something right now
Indian people in the United States are the hardest-working people I have ever seen
And that's coming from a Mexican, ok?
And I'll tell you why I say this
You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says
"We'll work for food in the United States"
And you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime
Like, when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?
Everybody? "Oh, I can't remember, brah," 'cause it doesn't happen
First of all, Indian people are so nice, and they're so sweet, I can't see it
You know, you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority
You need to come in there, guns blazing, "I said, get your ass on the ground now"
I can't imagine, "Would you please take the money?
Why are you laughing? I am talking to you
Forget this, I'm out of here, I don't need this"
He gets in the car, his partner's waiting for him, "Did you get the money?"
"They would not give me the money"
"Did you show them the gun?"
"I showed them the gun"
"We better leave, they're going to call the police, they're still laughing
Where did you get the computer?"
"They thought I was tech support"
We started in, uh, we started in Singapore
And for me, that kinda threw me off because
Just to let you guys know, they do speak English in Singapore
It's actually the number one language spoken, and I didn't know that
And some people are like, oh, why would you go to Singapore to perform
If you didn't know whether or not they understood you?
'Cause the check was fat
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
And I'm a little whore, so yeah
The only thing with Singapore is that, in Singapore, the rules over there are very strict
Like, many years ago, an American went over there, and he was graffitiing on a wall
Okay, he tagged up a wall, and they got him, and they don't give out tickets in Singapore
The penalty for that was they pulled him aside, took off his shirt, and they caned him with a stick
And there's no set number, like, oh, you graffiti a wall with two letters, that's four licks
No, the guy hits you until he feels you've learned a lesson
Yeah, that's hardcore
If you're caught smuggling drugs into Singapore, the penalty is death
Which makes somebody like myself nervous when you travel with the people that you travel with
Martin, oh yeah
And you know, it's crazy because they play a video when you're going through customs
As you're going through customs
They play a video to let you know where you're about to go into
And it starts off really nice, it starts off sweet, it's like, doo-doo-doo
"Welcome to Singapore
Singapore very beautiful country, very nice a country, very clean a country
If you're caught smuggling drugs into our country
I stab you, I tag you, I knock you on the ground
I sit over you, I pee on you while doing Gangnam Style, I kick you, I kill you
Enjoy Singapore"
From Singapore, we got to go up to London, England, to do some shows
And it was pretty cool over there, obviously, they spoke English
The only issues that I had in London, England, were that
Over there, they drive on the opposite side of the street
And that is very, you know, that's kind of challenging for tourists because
When you're crossing the street, you're automatically conditioned to come out
Look left, look right, look left again, and then you cross
And so when you're there, you have to retrain yourself
Because you'll come out, and you'll think you're cool, "Look, there's no cars coming, let's go"
Every other block is like the movie Final Destination
You know what I mean? And over there, they got double-decker buses
Those suckers are heavy, you get hit by one of those at 30 miles an hour, ugh, you know?
At least if you get hit by a bus here on the island, you have so much of a chance
First of all, nobody's in a hurry, you get hit by a bus here and -
"Hey, brah, walk it off"
"Are you okay?" "Shoots," "all right"
I've been to the news station here
I've been to the news many times and they're always
People always step off the curb, they're not paying attention
They're looking at the buildings, or they're taking pictures, and you know
They report 'em, you know
"A man was struck by a bus here today, his leg was broken
Doctors say he will be okay"
London, England, getting hit by a double-decker bus going 30
"A man exploded today when he was struck by a double-decker bus
We have video footage"
Some of the places we're planning on performing this next year
We're talking about going to Germany, we're talking about going to Bulgaria, and India
India's on the list of new places we're gonna visit, and I'm excited about India, you know
And I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India
I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there
You're gonna enjoy, you're going to love it, it's amazing"
And I just stare, and the guy goes, "Why are you staring?"
I go, "'Cause your voice doesn't match the -," "Oh, you think we all sound like -?"
I'm sorry, dude, I live in America, Indians over there keep it real
You know, I'm sorry
And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people
I'm going to tell you something right now
Indian people in the United States are the hardest-working people I have ever seen
And that's coming from a Mexican, ok?
And I'll tell you why I say this
You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says
"We'll work for food in the United States"
And you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime
Like, when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?
Everybody? "Oh, I can't remember, brah," 'cause it doesn't happen
First of all, Indian people are so nice, and they're so sweet, I can't see it
You know, you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority
You need to come in there, guns blazing, "I said, get your ass on the ground now"
I can't imagine, "Would you please take the money?
Why are you laughing? I am talking to you
Forget this, I'm out of here, I don't need this"
He gets in the car, his partner's waiting for him, "Did you get the money?"
"They would not give me the money"
"Did you show them the gun?"
"I showed them the gun"
"We better leave, they're going to call the police, they're still laughing
Where did you get the computer?"
"They thought I was tech support"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.18] So I gotta tell you when we first kicked off our world tour
[00:02.75] We started in, uh, we started in Singapore
[00:05.63] And for me, that kinda threw me off because
[00:07.81] Just to let you guys know, they do speak English in Singapore
[00:11.36] It's actually the number one language spoken, and I didn't know that
[00:14.21] And some people are like, oh, why would you go to Singapore to perform
[00:17.18] If you didn't know whether or not they understood you?
[00:19.92] 'Cause the check was fat
[00:24.56] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[00:29.08] And I'm a little whore, so yeah
[00:34.19] The only thing with Singapore is that, in Singapore, the rules over there are very strict
[00:38.38] Like, many years ago, an American went over there, and he was graffitiing on a wall
[00:42.60] Okay, he tagged up a wall, and they got him, and they don't give out tickets in Singapore
[00:47.84] The penalty for that was they pulled him aside, took off his shirt, and they caned him with a stick
[00:53.72] And there's no set number, like, oh, you graffiti a wall with two letters, that's four licks
[00:57.11] No, the guy hits you until he feels you've learned a lesson
[01:01.69] Yeah, that's hardcore
[01:03.31] If you're caught smuggling drugs into Singapore, the penalty is death
[01:09.35] Which makes somebody like myself nervous when you travel with the people that you travel with
[01:21.86] Martin, oh yeah
[01:25.65] And you know, it's crazy because they play a video when you're going through customs
[01:28.56] As you're going through customs
[01:29.39] They play a video to let you know where you're about to go into
[01:33.53] And it starts off really nice, it starts off sweet, it's like, doo-doo-doo
[01:38.43] "Welcome to Singapore
[01:41.33] Singapore very beautiful country, very nice a country, very clean a country
[01:47.39] If you're caught smuggling drugs into our country
[01:51.23] I stab you, I tag you, I knock you on the ground
[01:54.40] I sit over you, I pee on you while doing Gangnam Style, I kick you, I kill you
[02:11.03] Enjoy Singapore"
[02:16.24] From Singapore, we got to go up to London, England, to do some shows
[02:20.99] And it was pretty cool over there, obviously, they spoke English
[02:25.28] The only issues that I had in London, England, were that
[02:28.35] Over there, they drive on the opposite side of the street
[02:31.99] And that is very, you know, that's kind of challenging for tourists because
[02:35.43] When you're crossing the street, you're automatically conditioned to come out
[02:39.78] Look left, look right, look left again, and then you cross
[02:44.67] And so when you're there, you have to retrain yourself
[02:47.06] Because you'll come out, and you'll think you're cool, "Look, there's no cars coming, let's go"
[02:53.64] Every other block is like the movie Final Destination
[03:00.16] You know what I mean? And over there, they got double-decker buses
[03:03.34] Those suckers are heavy, you get hit by one of those at 30 miles an hour, ugh, you know?
[03:08.90] At least if you get hit by a bus here on the island, you have so much of a chance
[03:14.76] First of all, nobody's in a hurry, you get hit by a bus here and -
[03:22.78] "Hey, brah, walk it off"
[03:35.41] "Are you okay?" "Shoots," "all right"
[03:41.98] I've been to the news station here
[03:43.25] I've been to the news many times and they're always
[03:44.91] People always step off the curb, they're not paying attention
[03:47.13] They're looking at the buildings, or they're taking pictures, and you know
[03:51.12] They report 'em, you know
[03:52.18] "A man was struck by a bus here today, his leg was broken
[03:56.20] Doctors say he will be okay"
[03:58.90] London, England, getting hit by a double-decker bus going 30
[04:01.59] "A man exploded today when he was struck by a double-decker bus
[04:08.93] We have video footage"
[04:26.54] Some of the places we're planning on performing this next year
[04:29.69] We're talking about going to Germany, we're talking about going to Bulgaria, and India
[04:33.66] India's on the list of new places we're gonna visit, and I'm excited about India, you know
[04:37.45] And I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India
[04:40.20] I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there
[04:44.39] You're gonna enjoy, you're going to love it, it's amazing"
[04:46.23] And I just stare, and the guy goes, "Why are you staring?"
[04:48.78] I go, "'Cause your voice doesn't match the -," "Oh, you think we all sound like -?"
[04:53.76] I'm sorry, dude, I live in America, Indians over there keep it real
[05:00.82] You know, I'm sorry
[05:03.52] And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people
[05:07.03] I'm going to tell you something right now
[05:08.19] Indian people in the United States are the hardest-working people I have ever seen
[05:14.27] And that's coming from a Mexican, ok?
[05:18.36] And I'll tell you why I say this
[05:21.14] You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says
[05:24.41] "We'll work for food in the United States"
[05:26.85] And you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime
[05:30.50] Like, when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?
[05:34.58] Everybody? "Oh, I can't remember, brah," 'cause it doesn't happen
[05:38.97] First of all, Indian people are so nice, and they're so sweet, I can't see it
[05:43.88] You know, you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority
[05:45.54] You need to come in there, guns blazing, "I said, get your ass on the ground now"
[05:50.98] I can't imagine, "Would you please take the money?
[05:55.73] Why are you laughing? I am talking to you
[06:02.36] Forget this, I'm out of here, I don't need this"
[06:07.06] He gets in the car, his partner's waiting for him, "Did you get the money?"
[06:12.62] "They would not give me the money"
[06:16.15] "Did you show them the gun?"
[06:17.85] "I showed them the gun"
[06:20.73] "We better leave, they're going to call the police, they're still laughing
[06:25.68] Where did you get the computer?"
[06:27.44] "They thought I was tech support"
[06:31.49]
[00:02.75] We started in, uh, we started in Singapore
[00:05.63] And for me, that kinda threw me off because
[00:07.81] Just to let you guys know, they do speak English in Singapore
[00:11.36] It's actually the number one language spoken, and I didn't know that
[00:14.21] And some people are like, oh, why would you go to Singapore to perform
[00:17.18] If you didn't know whether or not they understood you?
[00:19.92] 'Cause the check was fat
[00:24.56] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[00:29.08] And I'm a little whore, so yeah
[00:34.19] The only thing with Singapore is that, in Singapore, the rules over there are very strict
[00:38.38] Like, many years ago, an American went over there, and he was graffitiing on a wall
[00:42.60] Okay, he tagged up a wall, and they got him, and they don't give out tickets in Singapore
[00:47.84] The penalty for that was they pulled him aside, took off his shirt, and they caned him with a stick
[00:53.72] And there's no set number, like, oh, you graffiti a wall with two letters, that's four licks
[00:57.11] No, the guy hits you until he feels you've learned a lesson
[01:01.69] Yeah, that's hardcore
[01:03.31] If you're caught smuggling drugs into Singapore, the penalty is death
[01:09.35] Which makes somebody like myself nervous when you travel with the people that you travel with
[01:21.86] Martin, oh yeah
[01:25.65] And you know, it's crazy because they play a video when you're going through customs
[01:28.56] As you're going through customs
[01:29.39] They play a video to let you know where you're about to go into
[01:33.53] And it starts off really nice, it starts off sweet, it's like, doo-doo-doo
[01:38.43] "Welcome to Singapore
[01:41.33] Singapore very beautiful country, very nice a country, very clean a country
[01:47.39] If you're caught smuggling drugs into our country
[01:51.23] I stab you, I tag you, I knock you on the ground
[01:54.40] I sit over you, I pee on you while doing Gangnam Style, I kick you, I kill you
[02:11.03] Enjoy Singapore"
[02:16.24] From Singapore, we got to go up to London, England, to do some shows
[02:20.99] And it was pretty cool over there, obviously, they spoke English
[02:25.28] The only issues that I had in London, England, were that
[02:28.35] Over there, they drive on the opposite side of the street
[02:31.99] And that is very, you know, that's kind of challenging for tourists because
[02:35.43] When you're crossing the street, you're automatically conditioned to come out
[02:39.78] Look left, look right, look left again, and then you cross
[02:44.67] And so when you're there, you have to retrain yourself
[02:47.06] Because you'll come out, and you'll think you're cool, "Look, there's no cars coming, let's go"
[02:53.64] Every other block is like the movie Final Destination
[03:00.16] You know what I mean? And over there, they got double-decker buses
[03:03.34] Those suckers are heavy, you get hit by one of those at 30 miles an hour, ugh, you know?
[03:08.90] At least if you get hit by a bus here on the island, you have so much of a chance
[03:14.76] First of all, nobody's in a hurry, you get hit by a bus here and -
[03:22.78] "Hey, brah, walk it off"
[03:35.41] "Are you okay?" "Shoots," "all right"
[03:41.98] I've been to the news station here
[03:43.25] I've been to the news many times and they're always
[03:44.91] People always step off the curb, they're not paying attention
[03:47.13] They're looking at the buildings, or they're taking pictures, and you know
[03:51.12] They report 'em, you know
[03:52.18] "A man was struck by a bus here today, his leg was broken
[03:56.20] Doctors say he will be okay"
[03:58.90] London, England, getting hit by a double-decker bus going 30
[04:01.59] "A man exploded today when he was struck by a double-decker bus
[04:08.93] We have video footage"
[04:26.54] Some of the places we're planning on performing this next year
[04:29.69] We're talking about going to Germany, we're talking about going to Bulgaria, and India
[04:33.66] India's on the list of new places we're gonna visit, and I'm excited about India, you know
[04:37.45] And I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India
[04:40.20] I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there
[04:44.39] You're gonna enjoy, you're going to love it, it's amazing"
[04:46.23] And I just stare, and the guy goes, "Why are you staring?"
[04:48.78] I go, "'Cause your voice doesn't match the -," "Oh, you think we all sound like -?"
[04:53.76] I'm sorry, dude, I live in America, Indians over there keep it real
[05:00.82] You know, I'm sorry
[05:03.52] And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people
[05:07.03] I'm going to tell you something right now
[05:08.19] Indian people in the United States are the hardest-working people I have ever seen
[05:14.27] And that's coming from a Mexican, ok?
[05:18.36] And I'll tell you why I say this
[05:21.14] You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says
[05:24.41] "We'll work for food in the United States"
[05:26.85] And you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime
[05:30.50] Like, when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?
[05:34.58] Everybody? "Oh, I can't remember, brah," 'cause it doesn't happen
[05:38.97] First of all, Indian people are so nice, and they're so sweet, I can't see it
[05:43.88] You know, you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority
[05:45.54] You need to come in there, guns blazing, "I said, get your ass on the ground now"
[05:50.98] I can't imagine, "Would you please take the money?
[05:55.73] Why are you laughing? I am talking to you
[06:02.36] Forget this, I'm out of here, I don't need this"
[06:07.06] He gets in the car, his partner's waiting for him, "Did you get the money?"
[06:12.62] "They would not give me the money"
[06:16.15] "Did you show them the gun?"
[06:17.85] "I showed them the gun"
[06:20.73] "We better leave, they're going to call the police, they're still laughing
[06:25.68] Where did you get the computer?"
[06:27.44] "They thought I was tech support"
[06:31.49]