Positively Negative (Purple Version)

You are the worst news that I have ever heard
You lie so confidently
I'll sit and listen to you, but I won't believe a word of it
Because you ain't gonna get the best of me
Your boyfriend collects and waits so patiently and nice
You bullshit so transparently
I'll let you stay here, but remember my advice
You'll never get the best of me
If you think you're jaded now, baby
Wait 'til you've seen the rest of me
Come over here tonight and I will let you treat me
Like the victim that I'm never going to be
You called this morning and you said that you were at home
My phone's got that caller ID
Girl, I don't care if we're together or alone
You ain't ever gonna get the best of me
If you think you're jaded now, babe
Wait 'til you've met the rest of me
Come over here tonight and I will let you treat me
Like the victim that I am never going to be