If I Were a Tishman
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๐ Lyrics
Parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof)
Oh, New York is changing.
Wherever you look,
Big tall buildings by Tishman
Tishman, ahh...
If I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum
(Yum di didle)
Building buildings anywhere I wish,
If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.
I'd build the 666 5th Avenue building
Right in the middle of the town,
One block wide and forty-eight stories high.
And I'd have eighteen elevators going up
And twenty-seven more going down,
All of them express to pass you by.
(Di diddle di)
I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,
Right there on each and every floor,
Each one in a style that is apropos.
And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,
You'd need a key to open up the door,
Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!
Oh, if I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum
(Yum di didle)
I could realize my life's ambish,
Raising rents whenever I would wish,
Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."
If I were a rich Tishman
[email protected]
Oh, New York is changing.
Wherever you look,
Big tall buildings by Tishman
Tishman, ahh...
If I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum
(Yum di didle)
Building buildings anywhere I wish,
If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.
I'd build the 666 5th Avenue building
Right in the middle of the town,
One block wide and forty-eight stories high.
And I'd have eighteen elevators going up
And twenty-seven more going down,
All of them express to pass you by.
(Di diddle di)
I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,
Right there on each and every floor,
Each one in a style that is apropos.
And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,
You'd need a key to open up the door,
Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!
Oh, if I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum
(Yum di didle)
I could realize my life's ambish,
Raising rents whenever I would wish,
Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."
If I were a rich Tishman
[email protected]
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.88] Parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof)
[00:03.68] Oh, New York is changing.
[00:09.11] Wherever you look,
[00:11.43] Big tall buildings by Tishman
[00:15.77] Tishman, ahh...
[00:21.16] If I were a Tishman,
[00:23.86] Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
[00:27.91] (Yum di didle)
[00:29.04] All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
[00:32.53] If I were a building man.
[00:35.77] I'd build a lot of buildings,
[00:38.62] Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum
[00:42.95] (Yum di didle)
[00:44.28] Building buildings anywhere I wish,
[00:47.33] If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.
[00:50.79] I'd build the 666 5th Avenue building
[00:58.75] Right in the middle of the town,
[01:01.66] One block wide and forty-eight stories high.
[01:07.21] And I'd have eighteen elevators going up
[01:12.98] And twenty-seven more going down,
[01:16.57] All of them express to pass you by.
[01:21.79] (Di diddle di)
[01:23.51] I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,
[01:28.50] Right there on each and every floor,
[01:31.32] Each one in a style that is apropos.
[01:36.79] And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,
[01:43.26] You'd need a key to open up the door,
[01:46.02] Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!
[01:52.03] Oh, if I were a Tishman,
[01:58.05] Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum
[02:02.20] (Yum di didle)
[02:03.51] All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
[02:07.04] If I were a building man.
[02:10.30] I'd build a lot of buildings,
[02:12.94] Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum
[02:17.02] (Yum di didle)
[02:18.37] I could realize my life's ambish,
[02:22.21] Raising rents whenever I would wish,
[02:26.93] Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."
[02:32.32] If I were a rich Tishman
[02:44.63] [email protected]
[02:45.41]
[00:03.68] Oh, New York is changing.
[00:09.11] Wherever you look,
[00:11.43] Big tall buildings by Tishman
[00:15.77] Tishman, ahh...
[00:21.16] If I were a Tishman,
[00:23.86] Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
[00:27.91] (Yum di didle)
[00:29.04] All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
[00:32.53] If I were a building man.
[00:35.77] I'd build a lot of buildings,
[00:38.62] Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum
[00:42.95] (Yum di didle)
[00:44.28] Building buildings anywhere I wish,
[00:47.33] If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.
[00:50.79] I'd build the 666 5th Avenue building
[00:58.75] Right in the middle of the town,
[01:01.66] One block wide and forty-eight stories high.
[01:07.21] And I'd have eighteen elevators going up
[01:12.98] And twenty-seven more going down,
[01:16.57] All of them express to pass you by.
[01:21.79] (Di diddle di)
[01:23.51] I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,
[01:28.50] Right there on each and every floor,
[01:31.32] Each one in a style that is apropos.
[01:36.79] And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,
[01:43.26] You'd need a key to open up the door,
[01:46.02] Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!
[01:52.03] Oh, if I were a Tishman,
[01:58.05] Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum
[02:02.20] (Yum di didle)
[02:03.51] All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
[02:07.04] If I were a building man.
[02:10.30] I'd build a lot of buildings,
[02:12.94] Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum
[02:17.02] (Yum di didle)
[02:18.37] I could realize my life's ambish,
[02:22.21] Raising rents whenever I would wish,
[02:26.93] Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."
[02:32.32] If I were a rich Tishman
[02:44.63] [email protected]
[02:45.41]