The Reluctant Dragon: No. 5, Planning the Tournament (First He Waves His Spear Around)

With a one and a two
With a one, a two
And over to you
First he waves his spear around
Yes, I wave my spear around
Ah, he waves his spear around
How aesthetic
Aesthetic
Then his charge upholds the ground
Yes, my charge upholds the ground
Ah, his charge upholds the ground
How athletic
Athletic
Now you let him have a burst
Right, you let me have a burst
Oh, I give him quite a burst
How pirate technique
Technique
Then you both begin to lunge
Good, we both begin to lunge
Let's have a jolly lunge
How stimulating
Stimulating
Then he sticks you in the gut
Oh, I stick him in the gut
He sticks me, eet-a-tuck
You nasty person
Nasty person
No, it's just a bag of tricks
Make it look as though it sticks
So the crowd will get their kicks
I hope you're certain
And now, Mr. Jackman, take it away
Doo doo doo