Speedrun To Redemption [Explicit]
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โฑ๏ธ 1:29 duration
๐ ID: 28633399
๐ Lyrics
Alright, show me redemption
Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution (fine)
Step two, bid the booze adieu (hey!)
A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies and help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet? (Uh-huh, right)
Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful, just misunderstood
You can be good for good (whoa-oh)
All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption (whoo)
Step nine, give a hobo a dime
Yeah, no way, this story is bogus (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Step ten, do one through nine again (again?)
Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step 11 (little question, this guy gets to Heaven, how?)
Step 12, what the hell? Pentious was redeemed by now
13, 14, 15, 16, better, nicer, faster, quickly!
Wear this top hat and build a rocket
You gotta commit (start speaking like this)
Have depression, an egg obsession, and a leathery hood
And then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise (oh, fuck!)
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption!
I hate you
Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution (fine)
Step two, bid the booze adieu (hey!)
A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies and help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet? (Uh-huh, right)
Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful, just misunderstood
You can be good for good (whoa-oh)
All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption (whoo)
Step nine, give a hobo a dime
Yeah, no way, this story is bogus (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Step ten, do one through nine again (again?)
Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step 11 (little question, this guy gets to Heaven, how?)
Step 12, what the hell? Pentious was redeemed by now
13, 14, 15, 16, better, nicer, faster, quickly!
Wear this top hat and build a rocket
You gotta commit (start speaking like this)
Have depression, an egg obsession, and a leathery hood
And then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise (oh, fuck!)
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption!
I hate you
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.07] Alright, show me redemption
[00:05.22] Step one, say you'll get it done
[00:08.36] Make redemption your resolution (fine)
[00:11.80] Step two, bid the booze adieu (hey!)
[00:14.47] A sober mind's primed for absolution
[00:17.73] Step three, dignity!
[00:19.16] Try dressing more modestly
[00:20.86] Step four, feed the poor
[00:22.41] Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
[00:23.99] Five, six, seven, eight
[00:25.33] Come on, buddy, concentrate
[00:27.02] Change some babies and help old ladies across the street
[00:31.17] Isn't he sweet? (Uh-huh, right)
[00:32.92] Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful, just misunderstood
[00:37.03] You can be good for good (whoa-oh)
[00:39.05] All you skeptics, pay close attention
[00:41.63] We'll speedrun from here to redemption (whoo)
[00:44.69] Step nine, give a hobo a dime
[00:46.89] Yeah, no way, this story is bogus (ah, ah, ah, ah)
[00:50.29] Step ten, do one through nine again (again?)
[00:52.76] Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
[00:55.46] Step 11 (little question, this guy gets to Heaven, how?)
[00:58.03] Step 12, what the hell? Pentious was redeemed by now
[01:00.74] 13, 14, 15, 16, better, nicer, faster, quickly!
[01:03.54] Wear this top hat and build a rocket
[01:05.82] You gotta commit (start speaking like this)
[01:08.57] Have depression, an egg obsession, and a leathery hood
[01:12.08] And then you'll be good for good
[01:13.50] Then save a friend from a certain demise (oh, fuck!)
[01:16.14] Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
[01:18.00] If you offer up your life with pure intentions
[01:21.17] We'll speedrun from here to redemption!
[01:23.96] I hate you
[01:25.17]
[00:05.22] Step one, say you'll get it done
[00:08.36] Make redemption your resolution (fine)
[00:11.80] Step two, bid the booze adieu (hey!)
[00:14.47] A sober mind's primed for absolution
[00:17.73] Step three, dignity!
[00:19.16] Try dressing more modestly
[00:20.86] Step four, feed the poor
[00:22.41] Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
[00:23.99] Five, six, seven, eight
[00:25.33] Come on, buddy, concentrate
[00:27.02] Change some babies and help old ladies across the street
[00:31.17] Isn't he sweet? (Uh-huh, right)
[00:32.92] Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful, just misunderstood
[00:37.03] You can be good for good (whoa-oh)
[00:39.05] All you skeptics, pay close attention
[00:41.63] We'll speedrun from here to redemption (whoo)
[00:44.69] Step nine, give a hobo a dime
[00:46.89] Yeah, no way, this story is bogus (ah, ah, ah, ah)
[00:50.29] Step ten, do one through nine again (again?)
[00:52.76] Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
[00:55.46] Step 11 (little question, this guy gets to Heaven, how?)
[00:58.03] Step 12, what the hell? Pentious was redeemed by now
[01:00.74] 13, 14, 15, 16, better, nicer, faster, quickly!
[01:03.54] Wear this top hat and build a rocket
[01:05.82] You gotta commit (start speaking like this)
[01:08.57] Have depression, an egg obsession, and a leathery hood
[01:12.08] And then you'll be good for good
[01:13.50] Then save a friend from a certain demise (oh, fuck!)
[01:16.14] Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
[01:18.00] If you offer up your life with pure intentions
[01:21.17] We'll speedrun from here to redemption!
[01:23.96] I hate you
[01:25.17]