Two Good Reasons

There are two good reasons why you should stand up
And scream and shout for more
You want to hear just one more song
Before you head to the door
The other reason is more profound
We hope we don't sound crass
You want to stand and tug them away
Cause you pants are stuck to your ass

Oh, people are standing, how unexpected
There ya go, loosen 'em up, c'mon
All right, tuck in the shirt there, slack 'em off
All right, okay, sit down, sit down