Touring Tx

Well truth be told there's nobody to blame
I like the taste of whiskey and the smell of cocaine
I haven't known rest for a couple of days
My woman seems to think I'll never change my ways
She threw my shit out and locked all the doors
So I headed out west in my King Ranch Ford
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I met me a girl way out in Lubbock
She had a "Gonza" tattooed on her stomach
She showed me somethin' new and tell the truth, yeah I loved it
Then I left her at the blue light and kept on truckin'
Gotta see my baby down in Abilene
She's last year's fair and rodeo queen
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Passin' through College Station and I gigged me an Aggie
We had a great time 'til I got caught by her daddy
He knocked me out with a two-by-four
When I came to I was in Fort Worth
Went out to the stockyards and oh good lord
Saw a couple southern beauties I just couldn't ignore

I said, "Hey, how you doin'? What's your name?"
One said, "They call me Mary, this is my friend Jane"
We drank cheap well 'til we had our fills
Got a cheap motel and had us some thrills
All the fun in the world can't keep me still
So I headed down south straight for Stephenville
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So before this bender ends and I head on home
Gonna see my mamacita down in San Antone
We'll drink margaritas all night long
While the mariachi plays mi gente song
She might rock my world but I'm movin' on
'Cause everybody knows I'm a rollin' stone
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