The First Cuss

The first cars that passed around
Straight off the padlock
Rung the shelves as well as
Rung the bells on the alarm clock
The ravens paint a stake in bacon
It's a shit
One in a soda busts a cloud
Of dino-flu's lit
Bowlin' towin' and groanin' of boneless wings
From tradition's mission of grishin'
Why it's a great thing
And the Formula-Car-Burn
Must have played this part fifty times more but
Fuck it