Okie from Muskogie

We don't smoke Marijuana in Muskogie
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards on Main Street
'Cause we like living right and being free
We don't make a party out of loving
But we like holding hands and pitching woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be an okie from Muskogie
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style from any footwear
Beads and roman sandals won't be seen
And footballs still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
And I'm proud to be an okie from Muskogie
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
And White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
(In Muskogie Oklahoma USA)