Doritos & Fritos

[00:22.13] Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)
[00:25.33] I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)
[00:28.09] I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh)
[00:30.84] I bruised my knees, I'm pissin' in the breeze
[00:33.31] Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
[00:36.42] It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (ooh)
[00:39.24] Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
[00:41.99] But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with
[00:44.77] The TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[00:49.95] But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
[00:53.49] B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[00:55.54] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[01:01.27] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
[01:04.66] B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh
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[01:18.31] Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
[01:21.06] I'm eating burritos with Danny DeVito
[01:23.98] Geez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
[01:26.61] I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
[01:29.59] At 7-Eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
[01:32.25] I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
[01:35.12] I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
[01:37.83] Don't look at Medusa (she'll turn you to stone)
[01:40.31] Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)
[01:43.47] I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)
[01:46.19] He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
[01:48.70] I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos"
[01:51.59] Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh)
[01:54.53] I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh)
[01:57.34] He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
[01:59.98] I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos"
[02:02.85] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[02:08.15] But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
[02:11.60] B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[02:13.89] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[02:19.33] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
[02:22.79] B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh
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