Asshole

Well, I see you got yourself a little haircut
You look like an asshole
At least to me
Good to see that you've been flying your true colors these days
These days

The only things I want back from you
Are my time and my bass guitar (hey, fuck you!)
Other than that, I'm satisfied
To see you walk around
Looking like the asshole I know you are

Well, I know that you've been fucking my friend Dani
Not much of a friend
But a pretty good lay, I heard
And if you two weren't just a perfect pair of jackoffs, I might feel bad
Take it the wrong way

The only things I want back from you
Are my time and my bass guitar (hey, fuck you!)
Other than that, I'm satisfied
To see you walk around
Looking like the asshole I know you are
Looking like the asshole I know you are
Looking like the asshole I know you are