Attending a Cousin's Birthday Party

Hey cousin Break a leg Hey cousin no time to mend
Hey cousin just cringe and hang hey cousin a hose will bend
Hey cousin dig me a grave hey cousin throw me in
Hey cousin a pissing thing hey cousin behind that rent
List of places I'd rather be Hell and all and all
Two twelve year olds fight don't get involved at all
Their dads smoke a joint in the back yard
Some kids get ugly fast some kids were born all bad
Some kids stay life long trash some kids learn from dad