Best Friends

Oh Ap, I'm glad I caught you
You know I'm 'bout to leave the pad on tour soon
And I thought you'd watch my lady while I'm gone dude
Yo come on Lou, of course that's cool
You're my fuckin' man, my fam
I mean damn, I don't got no other plans
We could rent some Blockbuster, catch a movie or two
Yo, but I'mma have to leave her home if there's some hoochie to screw
Well shit yeah, if there's booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed
I ain't tryin' to cockblock if you're gettin' head
Lick and spread that chick instead
But if not, you gotta watch my baby then
'Cause most of my lady's friends are chickenheads
Yeah, that's understandable, broads can be real influential
And keepin' a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential
I'll run into the store, front a doe if she's low
And try to keep her from runnin' with clubbin' hoes
Word, I knew there was a reason you're my brother yo
Of course Lou, you're blood from another mother, no other bro

Hello?
Ayo Ap, what up? It's Lou
My bus is stuck in commute, I'm glad
I trusted you to watch my lovely Lou
Ayo, y'all found some stuff to do?
Yo, word up, we just buggin' dude, tryin' to watch this flick
You wanna talk to your chick?
Uh hold up, she just went into the bathroom sick
See we was drinkin' and shit and now we're chillin' on the couch
We was thinkin' of goin' out but decided to lounge in the house
Yo, lounge in the house? Bounce and be out?
What you mean she's sick? Yo, who
The fuck you think you drinkin' with?
You're supposed to be overseein' shit
It sounds like a butthole pickin' list
Yo, you're breakin' up Lou and you're
Trippin' like I'm trickin' with your chick
Stop bein' a dick, actin' like we're fiendin' to stick

Yo fuck it, don't pick it up, Lou's
Just bein' a jerk and goin' berzerk
He's probably just stressed from all the work
Let's relax, sure we can cuddle, there's nothin' wrong with that
You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap
Oh what up B?
Don't what up me you fuckin' asshole
I dropped out of my tour and had to duck my last show
What's goin' on with you and my girl?
Slutty ass ho, you fuckin' her? What, you tryin' to ruin my world?
Yo first of all kid, take that fuckin' tone out your voice
We boys, but what your girl does is really her choice
Now she's sittin' lonely at home while you're doin' your shows
Besides son, I thought it was bros before hoes
So if your clothes come off, while you're chillin' with my sweet thing
I'm supposed to let her share her G-string?
I'mma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales
Ask the salesgirl to take back the pearls
Smack the curls off my lady's head and kill you for your treachery
You said you were my best friend, instead you got the best of me
Yo Lou, this shit is hectic B, I'm really not the enemy
It takes two to tango and we share the same energy
One night over some Hennessy we started messin' sexually
And well, now we're dealin' with an unexpected pregnancy

Yo Lou man, just calm down dog
Fuckin' bitch
Nah, what the? Dude just, just fuckin' take a breath yo
She fuckin' left me with one of my own friends man
I know, I know, I know, I know, but just fuckin'
Try to chill yo, get a grip on things man
I can't believe this shit is happenin' to me
Hey, you know what yo? There's, there's other fish in the sea, man
What?
There's other motherfuckin' bitches out there
What? Fuck that man, no
Nah, nah, nah
I'll tell you what we're gonna do man
I'll tell you what we're gonna do