Poison Ivy

Now, cat, don't touch that girl there, please
You'll get wasted down to your knees

No, I don't like to brag, don't like to say what I'll do
But I'm like poison ivy and I'll break out all over you

Now, when I shave in my housecoat
Two men have to hold me or I'll cut my throat

No, I don't like to brag, don't like to say what I'll do
But I'm like poison ivy and I'll break out all over you

Well, I bought me a blade, one I could afford
Too long to be a knife and too short to be a sword

No, I don't like to brag, don't like to say what I'll do
But I'm like poison ivy and I'll break out all over you

Last night, some cat got smart with my niece
Now, he's wearing a sign that says "Rest in Peace"

No, I don't like to brag, don't like to say what I'll do
But I'm like poison ivy and I'll break out all over you

I don't claim to be bad, don't claim to be strong
I just wanna keep people from doing me wrong

No, I don't like to brag, don't like to say what I'll do
But I'm like poison ivy and I'll break out all over you