Twenty-Nine Ways To My Baby's Door

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my lovely baby's door)
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my lovely baby's door)
If she needs me real bad, I'll find about 2 or 3 more

(One too many more)
I got one through the basement, two down the hall
And when the going gets tough, I got a hole in the wall
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my lovely baby's door)
If she needs me real bad, I'll find about 2 or 3 more

(One too many more)

I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus
I can go through the bedroom, but that ain't all
A lot of good ways I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in the bedroom floor
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my lovely baby's door)
If she needs me real bad, I'll find about 2 or 3 more
(One too many more)

I got a way through the closet behind the clothes
A way through the attic and nobody knows
A master key that fits every lock
A hidden door behind the grandfather clock
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my lovely baby's door)
If she needs me real bad, I'll find about 2 or 3 more
(One too many more)