Dishes (Pulp cover)

I am not Jesus though I have the same initials
I am the man who stays home and does the dishes
And how was your day?
Is that woman still trying to do your head in?
A man told me to beware of 33
He said, "It was not an easy time for me" but I'll get through even though
Even though I got no miracles to show you

I'd like to make this water wine
But it's impossible
I've got to get these dishes dry

I'll read a story if it helps you sleep at night
I've got some matches if you ever need a light
Oh I am just a man
But I am doing what I can to help you

I'd like to make this water wine
But it's impossible
I've got to get these dishes dry

And I'm not worried that I will never touch the stars
'Cause stars belong up in heaven
And the earth is where we are
Oh yeah

And I feel happy just to be alive
And that seems possible
You've got no cross to bear tonight, ah
No not tonight, ah
No not tonight, ah