Good Luck Baby Jane

Mama's already makin' plans for you
She's already picked out the finishing school
Twin brother's gonna watch you like a hawk
He'll have you feelin' guilty before you can walk

Good luck, Baby Jane
They'll be on you again and again
Good luck, Baby Jane

Teach you to be passive and to smile a lot
Teach you how to dress to show off what you got
They tell you that you shouldn't compete so much
They teach you to develop that delicate touch

Good luck, Baby Jane
They'll be on you 'til you wear that bridal train
Good luck, Baby Jane
There really hasn't been that much change
Good luck, Baby Jane

Someday just like a bolt from the blue
You may realize what's been done to you
Finally, you'll take a look at your role
Finally get a look at your very own soul
Will you be bitter or will you be glad?
Will you rejoice or will you get mad?
Think maybe you'll do a little of both
It's hard doing battle with your very own soul

Good luck, Baby Jane
Good luck with your ancient ball and chain
Good luck, Baby Jane
Good luck, Baby Jane
They'll be on you again and again
Good luck, Baby Jane

The more things change, the more they stay the same
But good luck, Baby Jane
'Cause Mama's already makin' plans for you