Bad Babysitter

[00:03.35] Okay, honey, now the name of the restaurant
[00:05.52] And my cell phone number are all in the refrigerator
[00:08.28] Don't be afraid to call if you need anything
[00:10.62] Now, have Josh in bed by 9, 9.30 the latest
[00:14.43] Now, there's soda and chips in the kitchen
[00:16.64] A tiny DVD player, and I think there's some board games in the closet
[00:21.26] Oh, but one thing, just be good (okay)
[00:24.08] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[00:27.80] I'm making six bucks an hour
[00:29.28] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[00:33.43] I'm making six bucks an hour
[00:34.42] Babysitting sucks, but whatever, they got junk food, kung fu
[00:37.98] Egg food, dig dog, a dog too, and a hot juke
[00:40.68] Mr. Wine Child, I mean he's old, but not damn bad
[00:43.31] If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for time out
[00:46.41] Hi Josh, what you wanna do?
[00:47.87] You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got platoon
[00:50.64] Hey, get back in the room
[00:51.96] I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool-Aid
[00:54.22] I'ma sit on the couch and masturbate and call my boyfriend Gabe and CVA
[00:57.36] Spit out my Bubblicious and get one of them big fridges that can fit ten midges
[01:00.66] Damn, they rich, ain't you love me like 50 dishes, bitch?
[01:03.38] Let's find your mom's mix, thanks to Missy Chanel links and high heels
[01:06.37] You look like Jar Jar Binks, go play under the sink
[01:09.77] I want your daddy as well, but if you tell your dad he's sick of sound
[01:12.37] God told me you're going straight to hell. well, if you don't like it, I can leave
[01:15.46] Then you'll be alone, believe me, that's what the creepy monsters want
[01:17.83] Plus, I'll be taking your TV
[01:19.52] Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed, I got a camera
[01:22.06] I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah
[01:25.04] Oh, and one more thing, there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
[01:30.18] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[01:33.95] I'm making six bucks an hour
[01:35.50] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[01:39.43] I'm making six bucks an hour
[01:41.38] Let's make fluffin' out of this, don't fuckin' utter another peep
[01:44.23] I'll take the cookie cutter, make soft cookies out of your skin while you sleep
[01:47.19] Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
[01:49.25] Hey, what are these pills?
[01:50.34] I'll take the value, and Josh, you take it back, and they're taggin' me
[01:52.77] Stop throwin' up, I'm not paid enough, you clean up the rug
[01:55.08] Is that fluff? I told you six bucks for the unmade jello was too much
[01:58.16] A'ight, kid, you gotta go to bed
[01:59.96] I know it's only six, but my boy just came up
[02:01.87] And he wants me to give him head
[02:03.56] Sit his bare ass on the couch when you want small wonder
[02:05.87] Next time you see Vicky, this spot'll be sticky, 'cause it's such a diggin'
[02:08.02] Use your mom's cucumber
[02:09.50] Don't worry, I'll put it back in the fridge today, scared?
[02:11.74] You can have it for supper, nice and crisp in the Tupperware
[02:14.86] No bedtime story, Gabe, get off, you're so horny
[02:17.44] Josh, get in bed, Freddy Krueger might let you see your mom in the morning
[02:20.49] No porn and shut the shade, Gabe
[02:22.43] One day you know how nice it is to get laid while you're gettin' paid
[02:25.82] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[02:29.55] I'm making six bucks an hour
[02:30.90] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[02:35.09] I'm making six bucks an hour
[02:36.98] Oh dad, they just came back, Jesus Mr. W, your wife looks bad
[02:39.92] Oh, it must have been the drink she had
[02:41.94] We drank some Mai Tai, watched High Life
[02:44.13] Ripped off a thigh high
[02:44.92] Um, too much information, I need a ride
[02:47.99] Oh, let's take the van
[02:48.91] That's the coolest car I've ever seen
[02:50.74] How old are you again? I forget 19?
[02:53.27] Yeah, psych, in like four more years
[02:55.56] Oh, one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers? (Whoo)
[02:59.22] Have you been working out?
[03:00.02] No doubt, here's the house
[03:01.38] You want to come in? We've got this awesome new couch
[03:03.79] Oh, stop it girl (Can I take a little peak)
[03:06.81] Nah, girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week
[03:09.63] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[03:13.56] I'm making six bucks an hour
[03:15.07] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[03:19.30] I'm making six bucks an hour
[03:20.72] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[03:24.59] I'm making six bucks an hour
[03:26.18] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, whoo
[03:30.07] I'm making six bucks an hour
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