09 Property Quiz

All the secrets we have shared
Have moved to a couple better paired
So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike
And if he wants to be smart
And enter a property quiz
Every weed in the garden's mine, but the lawnmower's his
Every weed in the garden's mine, but the lawnmower's his

And if his manner needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little hitch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're my tits and finally not his
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're mine, not his

Now you've found someone new
May I watch him do what I used to do?
So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against
Maybe I shouted too loud
Maybe you were blissfully deaf
But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

And if his manner needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little hitch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're my tits and finally not his
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're mine, not his

I hope he likes to fly
And is a good host to every guest
'Cause there's less chance of dying
In a crash than being bored to death
Yes, there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

And if his manner needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little hitch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're my tits and finally not his
If they've got my fingerprints on
They're mine, not his

Now you've found someone new