All My Friends Are Bearded

All my friends are bearded
you should know
hashtag never shave I let it grow
you have a shaved face?
well, that's cute
But look what my bearded friends
can do.

All my friends are bearded
you should know
hashtag never shave I let it grow
you have a shaved faced
well that's cute
But look what my bearded friends can do

I can take a nest of o'birds hide 'em
in my beard make a hideaway stow away
just because you don't get why we grow
our beards doesn't mean that we are
strange. maybe you're deranged.

you never know the beard-o sitting next
to you
all the combing and conditioning that he
had to do
you might say how could he but
we say how could you
not grow a beard
let me be clear

all my friends are bearded
you should know
grey before I shave I let it grow
you have a shaved face well that's cute
But look what my bearded friends can do

we grow our beards out very well
they call us Beardilizer if you
couldn't tell
our beards so boss gets attention
grow our beard grandbell
make inventions

don't be jealous of the beard-o
sitting next to you
all the curling and styling
you wish you could do
you might say how could he but
we sat how could you
not grow a beard
let me be clear

All my friends are bearded
you should know
grey before I shave I let it grow
you have a shaved face well that's cute
But look what my bearded friends can do

(music break)

grow a beard and you will never shave
Google all the things that beard-O's get
then maybe you'll see why all the fuss
cause now I can see you are one of us