Folk-Metaphysics

[00:11.28] I should not sit on this couch and watch Netflix
[00:12.94] I should take pouty mouth pics for my press kit
[00:15.18] I should defy the rules of logic
[00:17.14] I should invent some quirky new merchandise product
[00:19.74] I just want to rap good and not sell bread sticks
[00:21.79] I will not become a martyr for the deadbeats
[00:23.99] I will shave my beard off by the end of this week
[00:25.95] I will go out and learn to socialize and figure out why all my ex-girlfriends hate me
[00:30.64] I'm going to put this big brain to good use
[00:33.01] I'm going to write rap songs to find objective truths
[00:35.33] I'm going to be better than my father
[00:37.06] I'm going to upload well edited pictures to Flickr
[00:39.66] I'm going to eat a lot more Fig Newtons and sign petitions about women's rights movements
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[00:52.85] I don't make promises I can't keep
[00:54.60] Which is why I won't make promises ever
[00:56.96] And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
[00:59.40] That's going to be the header
[01:01.79] I don't make promises I can't keep
[01:03.56] Which is why I won't make promises ever
[01:05.68] And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
[01:08.37] That's going to be the header
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[01:19.52] I wish I'd met you on Legends of the Hidden Temple
[01:21.52] I wish Hegel wasn't so incomprehensible
[01:23.67] I wish I was more like the Übermensch
[01:25.96] I wish my fears didn't have such a putrid stench
[01:28.64] I think my muscles should be bigger
[01:30.16] I don't know much about being in nothingness
[01:32.31] But I might just be a being of nothingness
[01:34.56] I heard there's going to be a rap parade
[01:37.38] Come on try a little
[01:39.56] Nothing is forever
[01:41.65] It's got to be something better than in the middle
[01:45.93] Me & Cinderella, put it all together
[01:50.14] We can drive it home
[01:52.60] (With one headlight)
[01:55.18] We were driving and I yelled "Padiddle"
[01:56.64] You started crying so I cried a little
[01:58.59] I'm almost positive if I made better mix CDs I would bother less with relationship complexities
[02:03.43] You know, sometimes I stutter
[02:05.48] Sometimes I forget to put on cocoa butter
[02:07.61] Sometimes I wish I was better at song writing
[02:09.66] Sometimes I feel like the master of thong wiring
[02:12.05] In the future I will neuter my ambitions
[02:14.16] I will give in to anxieties
[02:16.52] I will observe superstitions
[02:18.85] I will be Indiana Jones in small claims court
[02:20.73] I will regret in high school that I never played sports
[02:22.93] In the future I will by passive aggressive
[02:25.34] In the future I will vote for the wrong guy
[02:27.30] In the future I will by swayed by a strong bride
[02:30.00] And a very firm handshake and I will invite dinner guests over for ham steak
[02:34.01] I will be gone before the rise of the oceans
[02:36.02] I will become a squiggle in the string of quotients
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[02:47.03] I don't make promises I can't keep
[02:49.19] Which is why I won't make promises ever
[02:51.38] And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
[02:54.07] That's going to be the header
[02:56.15] I don't make promises I can't keep
[02:58.00] Which is why I won't make promises ever
[03:00.33] And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
[03:02.74] That's going to be the header
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[03:31.96] Come on try a little
[03:34.09] Nothing is forever
[03:36.18] There's got to be something better than in the middle
[03:40.50] Me & Cinderella, put it all together
[03:44.69] We can drive it home
[03:48.06] (With one headlight)
[03:49.74] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[03:51.39] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[03:53.59] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[03:55.73] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[03:57.90] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[04:00.26] We can drive it with weak contrivance
[04:02.49] We can drive it with weak contrivance
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