Ricky

[00:04.60] Friday night, and I just clocked out of my dumbass nine to five
[00:09.49] Round and round on the hamster wheel of my stupid fucking life
[00:14.16] I hit my local bar and see a picture on the wall
[00:18.86] It's a bunch of rugged cowboys and I'm jealous of them all
[00:23.64] They look happy, they look free
[00:25.81] That's exactly what I need
[00:28.57] So I drive out to a farm
[00:30.91] And I buy a fucking horse
[00:33.92] I just bought a horse
[00:36.34] I just bought a horse
[00:38.74] I just bought a horse
[00:41.91] And I named him Ricky
[00:43.65] I just bought a horse
[00:45.98] I just bought a horse
[00:48.43] I just bought a horse
[00:51.86] But I don't know where to put him
[00:53.35]
[01:02.95] I ride Ricky home and put him out back in the yard
[01:07.59] I don't have any rope so I hope he don't go far
[01:12.52] Ricky's looking hungry but I don't know what he eats
[01:16.86] So I make him ravioli and I pray he goes to sleep
[01:21.88] But in the morning, he's gone
[01:24.75] Where did I go wrong?
[01:26.96] So I run out to my car
[01:29.20] But I sold it for the horse
[01:31.37] Fuck
[01:31.93] I just lost my horse
[01:34.40] I just lost my horse
[01:36.97] I just lost my horse
[01:40.25] Where are you, Ricky?
[01:41.72] I just lost my horse
[01:44.20] I just lost my horse
[01:46.55] I just lost my horse
[01:50.01] In New York City
[01:51.43]
[02:00.87] From the upper east side to the lower east side
[02:03.11] From Brooklyn to The Bronx
[02:05.46] I looked everywhere for Ricky but I guess my best friend's gone
[02:10.48] Then I see a big strong beautiful horse with a policeman on top
[02:15.30] I realise it's Ricky so I punch the fucking cop
[02:20.18] He pepper sprays me in the face and says I'm going to jail
[02:24.80] I wipe the mace out of my eyes and realise
[02:32.63] That was not my horse
[02:35.01] That was not my horse
[02:37.42] That was not my horse
[02:40.78] It just looked like Ricky
[02:42.41] That was not my horse
[02:44.75] I just punched a cop
[02:47.15] I just punched a cop
[02:50.45] I'm gonna go to prison
[02:55.25] I'm gonna go to prison
[02:57.08] (Oh yeah, boys, yee haw ha ha)
[03:01.52] I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
[03:06.32] I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
[03:11.23] I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
[03:16.18] I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
[03:19.53] I punched a horse cop
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