Wormhole Society

Fine dining
Distinguished company
Now open up your checkbook
If you ever want to see

May I congratulate you
On this most excellent decision?
We're glad to have you on board
For our extraordinary mission

Wormhole Society
Funnel the money
Wormhole Society
Funnel the money

Contain 'em
Plebeians at the gate
The architect's correct
The circus never ceases to amaze

The security of your assets
To us is of paramount concern
With years of expertise
And there's so much yet to learn

Wormhole Society
Funnel the money
Wormhole Society
Fuel the cause

Swiss ivory
Two pillars in the sky
Enjoy Corinthian pleasures
With dazzled masses washing by

We'd like to extend our utmost admiration
To our brave and fierce investors
Here's to a prosperous future
One in which nobody dares contest us

Wormhole Society
Funnel the money
Wormhole Society
Whatever the cost