cozmik debris
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โฑ๏ธ 4:14 duration
๐ ID: 28828626
๐ Lyrics
The mystery man came over
And he said, "I'm out of sight"
He said, "For a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight"
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said, "Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
Now, who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
"Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then, when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"
And I said, "Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
Now, what kind of guru are you anyway?
"Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
Don't waste your time
"I've got troubles of my own," I said
"And you can't help me out, so
Take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout"
"But I've got a crystal ball," he said
And held it to the light
So I snatched it all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was deep
I said some mambo jumbos then
I told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings and his pocket watch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around, I said
"The price of meat has just went up
And your old lady has just gone down"
Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh)
Shontay
And he said, "I'm out of sight"
He said, "For a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight"
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said, "Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
Now, who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
"Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then, when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"
And I said, "Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
Now, what kind of guru are you anyway?
"Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
Don't waste your time
"I've got troubles of my own," I said
"And you can't help me out, so
Take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout"
"But I've got a crystal ball," he said
And held it to the light
So I snatched it all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was deep
I said some mambo jumbos then
I told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings and his pocket watch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around, I said
"The price of meat has just went up
And your old lady has just gone down"
Look here, brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh)
Shontay
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.06] The mystery man came over
[00:09.19] And he said, "I'm out of sight"
[00:12.32] He said, "For a nominal service charge
[00:15.28] I could reach Nirvana tonight"
[00:18.58] If I was ready, willing and able
[00:21.56] To pay him his regular fee
[00:24.63] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:27.93] And devote his attention to me
[00:30.24] But I said, "Look here, brother
[00:35.27] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[00:38.15] Now, who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
[00:43.79] "Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
[00:56.98] The mystery man got nervous
[00:59.23] And he fidget around a bit
[01:02.86] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:05.30] And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:08.67] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:11.48] And a can of foamin' goo
[01:14.61] But he told me right then, when the top popped open
[01:18.07] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:20.90] With the oil of Afro-dytee
[01:24.25] And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.14] He said, "You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.15] But it'll cure your asthma too"
[01:32.67] And I said, "Look here, brother
[01:38.67] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:41.04] Now, what kind of guru are you anyway?
[01:46.97] "Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
[01:56.58] Don't waste your time
[01:59.19]
[02:39.18] "I've got troubles of my own," I said
[02:42.23] "And you can't help me out, so
[02:45.23] Take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.08] And ram it up your snout"
[02:51.16] "But I've got a crystal ball," he said
[02:55.02] And held it to the light
[02:57.37] So I snatched it all away from him
[03:00.52] And I showed him how to do it right
[03:04.46] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:06.80] So I'd look like I was deep
[03:10.47] I said some mambo jumbos then
[03:13.03] I told him he was goin' to sleep
[03:15.96] I robbed his rings and his pocket watch
[03:18.86] And everything else I found
[03:22.21] I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.09] He couldn't even make a sound
[03:27.33] I proceeded to tell him his future then
[03:30.22] As long as he was hanging around, I said
[03:33.27] "The price of meat has just went up
[03:36.22] And your old lady has just gone down"
[03:39.73] Look here, brother
[03:43.74] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
[03:47.03] Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:51.69] Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher
[03:56.19] So don't you waste your time on me
[03:59.69] Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh)
[04:08.96] Shontay
[04:11.76]
[00:09.19] And he said, "I'm out of sight"
[00:12.32] He said, "For a nominal service charge
[00:15.28] I could reach Nirvana tonight"
[00:18.58] If I was ready, willing and able
[00:21.56] To pay him his regular fee
[00:24.63] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:27.93] And devote his attention to me
[00:30.24] But I said, "Look here, brother
[00:35.27] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[00:38.15] Now, who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
[00:43.79] "Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
[00:56.98] The mystery man got nervous
[00:59.23] And he fidget around a bit
[01:02.86] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:05.30] And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:08.67] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:11.48] And a can of foamin' goo
[01:14.61] But he told me right then, when the top popped open
[01:18.07] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:20.90] With the oil of Afro-dytee
[01:24.25] And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.14] He said, "You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.15] But it'll cure your asthma too"
[01:32.67] And I said, "Look here, brother
[01:38.67] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:41.04] Now, what kind of guru are you anyway?
[01:46.97] "Look here, brother, don't you waste your time on me"
[01:56.58] Don't waste your time
[01:59.19]
[02:39.18] "I've got troubles of my own," I said
[02:42.23] "And you can't help me out, so
[02:45.23] Take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.08] And ram it up your snout"
[02:51.16] "But I've got a crystal ball," he said
[02:55.02] And held it to the light
[02:57.37] So I snatched it all away from him
[03:00.52] And I showed him how to do it right
[03:04.46] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:06.80] So I'd look like I was deep
[03:10.47] I said some mambo jumbos then
[03:13.03] I told him he was goin' to sleep
[03:15.96] I robbed his rings and his pocket watch
[03:18.86] And everything else I found
[03:22.21] I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.09] He couldn't even make a sound
[03:27.33] I proceeded to tell him his future then
[03:30.22] As long as he was hanging around, I said
[03:33.27] "The price of meat has just went up
[03:36.22] And your old lady has just gone down"
[03:39.73] Look here, brother
[03:43.74] Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?
[03:47.03] Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:51.69] Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher
[03:56.19] So don't you waste your time on me
[03:59.69] Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh Shontay, oh)
[04:08.96] Shontay
[04:11.76]