The Agony Of St. Theresa

I know that you're a sad girl
Come looking for a Saviour
You should have listened to your Mother
These aren't the droids you're looking for

Everybody's got a reputation mine's all over the bathroom wall

Nothing I do could ever make you happy

Did you hear it on the radio? Did you see it on your T.V.? You didn't read it in the papers
So what the hell are you doing to me?

Don't you know I made a resolution never to blacken a sacred heart
Nothing I could do could ever make you happy

Nothing I do
Nothing I say
I just get in the way

Nothing I do could ever make you happy

Don't you know I made a resolution
It's all over the bathroom wall