I'm My Own Doctor

[00:00.75] I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems
[00:07.62] Carrying all my stress in the jaw
[00:14.93] I've got all sorts of health products
[00:22.37] Aspirin and robo, and my new skin care wash
[00:28.84] It couldn't be excessive caffeine
[00:32.69] Dehydration or lack of sleep
[00:36.15] I need something real heavy
[00:39.91] Woah
[00:59.30] I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma
[01:06.69] Cynic and bandage by natural law
[01:14.05] I've got all sorts of beauty products
[01:21.44] Face paint and polish, resistant to the wash
[01:28.44] Now I don't trust my Tylenol
[01:31.72] To save my ass when I mess up
[01:35.72] Now I doubt my neti pot
[01:39.27] Could even clear up all my snot
[01:42.31] I need to fix myself
[01:46.22] Woah
[02:20.33] I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems
[02:27.73] Carrying all my stress in the jaw
[02:35.09] I've got all sorts of beauty products
[02:42.50] Face paint and polish, resistant to the wash
[02:49.41] Now I don't trust my Tylenol
[02:52.76] To save my ass when I mess up
[02:56.83] Now I doubt my neti pot
[03:00.43] Could even clear up all my snot
[03:03.50] I need to fix myself
[03:07.48] Woah