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It is good to be back home, though
I got to play golf two days ago
With some guys I grew up with
Love playing golf, I love hitting houses
That's my favorite thing to do, man
I was playing in San Francisco one time
This guy I'm playing with's bragging
You know, hey, look at the house right there
That's worth like 6.5 million dollars, I said, "Really
What do you think, like a four iron?" I just nailed it, man
The owner came out
"Hey, man, you like hitting my house?"
I go, "Hey, man, you like living on a golf course?"
You don't want that to happen, move it big loser
But throw that ball back, that's three bucks to me, man
Throw the ball back
I love all sports, big surfer, when I live in L.A., I live at the beach
L.A. freaks me out, man, too may Earthquakes, too many
I've been through seven! Seven! That's a lot
First one scared me to death, 'cause it's my first one
But it's helps me too because I was bowling
Thanks for getting that, alright
I do live at the beach, I don't surf like I used to, though
I saw this on TV where sharks attack surfers, do you all know that?
They attack surfers 'cause you look like a seal, that's a natural food
Apparently, when you're laying on your board
You have your arms and legs hanging off
From underneath, you look like a seal
So, I just got a picture of a seal
And put a red line through it
And put it underneath my board
I don't care if you like that or not
That's my favorite joke, I don't care
I laughed when I wrote it, I tell it on every show
That's what happens, is not much
I don't care, you can't stop me, that's funny man
I had a petrified of sharks
Though I got killed by a shark scuba diving
That'll freak you out, man
And I was diving with my friends
That was my biggest mistake
'Cause now when I dive, I dive with strangers
"Cause if I see another shark
I'm just going to gut somebody and go, I don't care
I don't wanna know your name on the boat
You know, there's always people walking up and going, hey, I'm a
I go, shut up, la-la, me-eh, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
What are you doin' I'ma have to kill you later
'Cause it'll freak you out, I didn't know what to do
I'm digging around in the coral
I didn't know what I'm digging for
Because hundred bucks so I'm digging
Huge shark came up, this thing was like 80 feet long
Where you there? I didn't think so, shut up
But his world pops in your head 'cause I thought I was dead
I just kind of looked up and I went, oh, man
They can't smell pee, can they? I don't know
Yeah, go ahead and laugh
I'm not saying I did, I'm asking, all right?
Yeah, you wait 'til it's you, I swear you'll think of me
And go, hey, Henry Cho was right about that
It wouldn't go away, though, It just stayed right there
So, I tried to pretend I was coral, shut up
I swear that's all I could think of, man, I'm like, hey, coral
I'm not trying to get fish to go through my arm
Go, go, go, you know?
I'm a treasure chest guy
I scuba dive at night, that's freaky
Got a flashlight, that's all you can see
I saw these four guys one time, they're diving at night
They all four had flashlights and they saw a shark
So, I said, "Man, what'd y'all do when you saw the shark?"
The guy goes, "Oh, we just turned our flashlights off
Like the shark's going to go"
Where did they go?
I told the guy, you're a goop head, man
I'd have kept two lights on, you know
Try to confuse you, shark, maybe there's a car or something
But the shark be going, man, is that Ted Kennedy in that car?
(Wow, yeah) wow
I got to play golf two days ago
With some guys I grew up with
Love playing golf, I love hitting houses
That's my favorite thing to do, man
I was playing in San Francisco one time
This guy I'm playing with's bragging
You know, hey, look at the house right there
That's worth like 6.5 million dollars, I said, "Really
What do you think, like a four iron?" I just nailed it, man
The owner came out
"Hey, man, you like hitting my house?"
I go, "Hey, man, you like living on a golf course?"
You don't want that to happen, move it big loser
But throw that ball back, that's three bucks to me, man
Throw the ball back
I love all sports, big surfer, when I live in L.A., I live at the beach
L.A. freaks me out, man, too may Earthquakes, too many
I've been through seven! Seven! That's a lot
First one scared me to death, 'cause it's my first one
But it's helps me too because I was bowling
Thanks for getting that, alright
I do live at the beach, I don't surf like I used to, though
I saw this on TV where sharks attack surfers, do you all know that?
They attack surfers 'cause you look like a seal, that's a natural food
Apparently, when you're laying on your board
You have your arms and legs hanging off
From underneath, you look like a seal
So, I just got a picture of a seal
And put a red line through it
And put it underneath my board
I don't care if you like that or not
That's my favorite joke, I don't care
I laughed when I wrote it, I tell it on every show
That's what happens, is not much
I don't care, you can't stop me, that's funny man
I had a petrified of sharks
Though I got killed by a shark scuba diving
That'll freak you out, man
And I was diving with my friends
That was my biggest mistake
'Cause now when I dive, I dive with strangers
"Cause if I see another shark
I'm just going to gut somebody and go, I don't care
I don't wanna know your name on the boat
You know, there's always people walking up and going, hey, I'm a
I go, shut up, la-la, me-eh, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
What are you doin' I'ma have to kill you later
'Cause it'll freak you out, I didn't know what to do
I'm digging around in the coral
I didn't know what I'm digging for
Because hundred bucks so I'm digging
Huge shark came up, this thing was like 80 feet long
Where you there? I didn't think so, shut up
But his world pops in your head 'cause I thought I was dead
I just kind of looked up and I went, oh, man
They can't smell pee, can they? I don't know
Yeah, go ahead and laugh
I'm not saying I did, I'm asking, all right?
Yeah, you wait 'til it's you, I swear you'll think of me
And go, hey, Henry Cho was right about that
It wouldn't go away, though, It just stayed right there
So, I tried to pretend I was coral, shut up
I swear that's all I could think of, man, I'm like, hey, coral
I'm not trying to get fish to go through my arm
Go, go, go, you know?
I'm a treasure chest guy
I scuba dive at night, that's freaky
Got a flashlight, that's all you can see
I saw these four guys one time, they're diving at night
They all four had flashlights and they saw a shark
So, I said, "Man, what'd y'all do when you saw the shark?"
The guy goes, "Oh, we just turned our flashlights off
Like the shark's going to go"
Where did they go?
I told the guy, you're a goop head, man
I'd have kept two lights on, you know
Try to confuse you, shark, maybe there's a car or something
But the shark be going, man, is that Ted Kennedy in that car?
(Wow, yeah) wow
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] It is good to be back home, though
[00:01.56] I got to play golf two days ago
[00:03.65] With some guys I grew up with
[00:05.79] Love playing golf, I love hitting houses
[00:10.42] That's my favorite thing to do, man
[00:12.16] I was playing in San Francisco one time
[00:13.87] This guy I'm playing with's bragging
[00:14.85] You know, hey, look at the house right there
[00:16.56] That's worth like 6.5 million dollars, I said, "Really
[00:18.50] What do you think, like a four iron?" I just nailed it, man
[00:25.47] The owner came out
[00:26.13] "Hey, man, you like hitting my house?"
[00:27.00] I go, "Hey, man, you like living on a golf course?"
[00:33.97] You don't want that to happen, move it big loser
[00:37.55] But throw that ball back, that's three bucks to me, man
[00:39.72] Throw the ball back
[00:44.10] I love all sports, big surfer, when I live in L.A., I live at the beach
[00:48.35] L.A. freaks me out, man, too may Earthquakes, too many
[00:50.51] I've been through seven! Seven! That's a lot
[00:55.97] First one scared me to death, 'cause it's my first one
[01:00.91] But it's helps me too because I was bowling
[01:04.06] Thanks for getting that, alright
[01:10.28] I do live at the beach, I don't surf like I used to, though
[01:12.39] I saw this on TV where sharks attack surfers, do you all know that?
[01:16.27] They attack surfers 'cause you look like a seal, that's a natural food
[01:19.00] Apparently, when you're laying on your board
[01:21.33] You have your arms and legs hanging off
[01:22.21] From underneath, you look like a seal
[01:23.81] So, I just got a picture of a seal
[01:24.98] And put a red line through it
[01:26.40] And put it underneath my board
[01:33.25] I don't care if you like that or not
[01:34.35] That's my favorite joke, I don't care
[01:41.25] I laughed when I wrote it, I tell it on every show
[01:45.25] That's what happens, is not much
[01:48.18] I don't care, you can't stop me, that's funny man
[01:54.02] I had a petrified of sharks
[01:55.22] Though I got killed by a shark scuba diving
[01:57.43] That'll freak you out, man
[01:58.98] And I was diving with my friends
[02:00.33] That was my biggest mistake
[02:00.80] 'Cause now when I dive, I dive with strangers
[02:04.42] "Cause if I see another shark
[02:05.83] I'm just going to gut somebody and go, I don't care
[02:11.38] I don't wanna know your name on the boat
[02:15.27] You know, there's always people walking up and going, hey, I'm a
[02:17.75] I go, shut up, la-la, me-eh, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
[02:21.79] What are you doin' I'ma have to kill you later
[02:24.94] 'Cause it'll freak you out, I didn't know what to do
[02:27.47] I'm digging around in the coral
[02:29.06] I didn't know what I'm digging for
[02:30.46] Because hundred bucks so I'm digging
[02:33.83] Huge shark came up, this thing was like 80 feet long
[02:40.66] Where you there? I didn't think so, shut up
[02:46.34] But his world pops in your head 'cause I thought I was dead
[02:49.70] I just kind of looked up and I went, oh, man
[02:52.26] They can't smell pee, can they? I don't know
[02:58.27] Yeah, go ahead and laugh
[03:00.21] I'm not saying I did, I'm asking, all right?
[03:04.28] Yeah, you wait 'til it's you, I swear you'll think of me
[03:05.65] And go, hey, Henry Cho was right about that
[03:13.81] It wouldn't go away, though, It just stayed right there
[03:15.93] So, I tried to pretend I was coral, shut up
[03:23.41] I swear that's all I could think of, man, I'm like, hey, coral
[03:30.37] I'm not trying to get fish to go through my arm
[03:32.19] Go, go, go, you know?
[03:36.79] I'm a treasure chest guy
[03:41.69] I scuba dive at night, that's freaky
[03:43.92] Got a flashlight, that's all you can see
[03:46.93] I saw these four guys one time, they're diving at night
[03:49.28] They all four had flashlights and they saw a shark
[03:51.75] So, I said, "Man, what'd y'all do when you saw the shark?"
[03:53.94] The guy goes, "Oh, we just turned our flashlights off
[04:02.90] Like the shark's going to go"
[04:13.19] Where did they go?
[04:17.12] I told the guy, you're a goop head, man
[04:19.89] I'd have kept two lights on, you know
[04:21.45] Try to confuse you, shark, maybe there's a car or something
[04:30.12] But the shark be going, man, is that Ted Kennedy in that car?
[04:34.22] (Wow, yeah) wow
[04:35.83]
[00:01.56] I got to play golf two days ago
[00:03.65] With some guys I grew up with
[00:05.79] Love playing golf, I love hitting houses
[00:10.42] That's my favorite thing to do, man
[00:12.16] I was playing in San Francisco one time
[00:13.87] This guy I'm playing with's bragging
[00:14.85] You know, hey, look at the house right there
[00:16.56] That's worth like 6.5 million dollars, I said, "Really
[00:18.50] What do you think, like a four iron?" I just nailed it, man
[00:25.47] The owner came out
[00:26.13] "Hey, man, you like hitting my house?"
[00:27.00] I go, "Hey, man, you like living on a golf course?"
[00:33.97] You don't want that to happen, move it big loser
[00:37.55] But throw that ball back, that's three bucks to me, man
[00:39.72] Throw the ball back
[00:44.10] I love all sports, big surfer, when I live in L.A., I live at the beach
[00:48.35] L.A. freaks me out, man, too may Earthquakes, too many
[00:50.51] I've been through seven! Seven! That's a lot
[00:55.97] First one scared me to death, 'cause it's my first one
[01:00.91] But it's helps me too because I was bowling
[01:04.06] Thanks for getting that, alright
[01:10.28] I do live at the beach, I don't surf like I used to, though
[01:12.39] I saw this on TV where sharks attack surfers, do you all know that?
[01:16.27] They attack surfers 'cause you look like a seal, that's a natural food
[01:19.00] Apparently, when you're laying on your board
[01:21.33] You have your arms and legs hanging off
[01:22.21] From underneath, you look like a seal
[01:23.81] So, I just got a picture of a seal
[01:24.98] And put a red line through it
[01:26.40] And put it underneath my board
[01:33.25] I don't care if you like that or not
[01:34.35] That's my favorite joke, I don't care
[01:41.25] I laughed when I wrote it, I tell it on every show
[01:45.25] That's what happens, is not much
[01:48.18] I don't care, you can't stop me, that's funny man
[01:54.02] I had a petrified of sharks
[01:55.22] Though I got killed by a shark scuba diving
[01:57.43] That'll freak you out, man
[01:58.98] And I was diving with my friends
[02:00.33] That was my biggest mistake
[02:00.80] 'Cause now when I dive, I dive with strangers
[02:04.42] "Cause if I see another shark
[02:05.83] I'm just going to gut somebody and go, I don't care
[02:11.38] I don't wanna know your name on the boat
[02:15.27] You know, there's always people walking up and going, hey, I'm a
[02:17.75] I go, shut up, la-la, me-eh, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
[02:21.79] What are you doin' I'ma have to kill you later
[02:24.94] 'Cause it'll freak you out, I didn't know what to do
[02:27.47] I'm digging around in the coral
[02:29.06] I didn't know what I'm digging for
[02:30.46] Because hundred bucks so I'm digging
[02:33.83] Huge shark came up, this thing was like 80 feet long
[02:40.66] Where you there? I didn't think so, shut up
[02:46.34] But his world pops in your head 'cause I thought I was dead
[02:49.70] I just kind of looked up and I went, oh, man
[02:52.26] They can't smell pee, can they? I don't know
[02:58.27] Yeah, go ahead and laugh
[03:00.21] I'm not saying I did, I'm asking, all right?
[03:04.28] Yeah, you wait 'til it's you, I swear you'll think of me
[03:05.65] And go, hey, Henry Cho was right about that
[03:13.81] It wouldn't go away, though, It just stayed right there
[03:15.93] So, I tried to pretend I was coral, shut up
[03:23.41] I swear that's all I could think of, man, I'm like, hey, coral
[03:30.37] I'm not trying to get fish to go through my arm
[03:32.19] Go, go, go, you know?
[03:36.79] I'm a treasure chest guy
[03:41.69] I scuba dive at night, that's freaky
[03:43.92] Got a flashlight, that's all you can see
[03:46.93] I saw these four guys one time, they're diving at night
[03:49.28] They all four had flashlights and they saw a shark
[03:51.75] So, I said, "Man, what'd y'all do when you saw the shark?"
[03:53.94] The guy goes, "Oh, we just turned our flashlights off
[04:02.90] Like the shark's going to go"
[04:13.19] Where did they go?
[04:17.12] I told the guy, you're a goop head, man
[04:19.89] I'd have kept two lights on, you know
[04:21.45] Try to confuse you, shark, maybe there's a car or something
[04:30.12] But the shark be going, man, is that Ted Kennedy in that car?
[04:34.22] (Wow, yeah) wow
[04:35.83]