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Kevin is a lunatic
He works at Richardsons market.
Kevin is a lunatic
He works there every day.
Kevin is a lunatic
He works at Richardsons market.
Kevin is a lunatic
The mailman thinks he's gay.
He says fuck you,
Grocery dollar two.
That's his way to say
Have a nice day.
He says go to hell
Candy bars are not on sale
But Zachary says
He'll buy one anyway.