Love You Like a Big Schlong [Explicit]

[00:00.09] love you like a big schlong
[00:01.32] song parody by willam belli, based on selena gomez's "love you like a love song"
[00:03.64] i like dick a ton,
[00:05.88] and some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!)
[00:10.45] and i guess right now well i'll suck you son
[00:13.93] and then call your friends to come dump and run
[00:18.03] on them balls i'll hum
[00:20.18] if you're hung or cut,
[00:22.05] even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
[00:26.15] with your cream of some young guy
[00:28.47] gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
[00:30.42] i even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
[00:34.51] 'cause i want you to go down there
[00:37.42] I, I love you like a big schlong baby
[00:41.64] I, I love you like a big schlong baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
[00:45.76] I, I love you like a big schlong baby
[00:49.82] and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[00:54.02] I, I love you like a big schlong baby
[00:58.23] I, I love you like a big schlong baby
[01:02.31] I, I love you like a big schlong baby
[01:06.27] and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[01:09.62] no shade, no tea
[01:11.23] i'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
[01:15.43] want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
[01:19.68] with no queso please
[01:21.46] dick cheese makes me wheeze
[01:23.79] and i also like BBC:
[01:27.74] Big Black Cock please
[01:29.89] if you don't get down
[01:31.87] brothers gather round (c'mere!)
[01:33.98] what can do for you, fuck me boo, hell bring your crew
[01:37.98] so fun, let me spit my gum
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[02:16.10] Go ahead and stare
[02:18.83] I'll suck 'em all
[02:21.17] while takin pics on my phone (fuckin' Verizon)
[02:24.47] dickpig from the start, sperm-laden sharts
[02:29.46] oops, i'ma change my thong!
[02:34.34]
[03:03.31] (don't be rounding' up!)
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