Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (for Schopenhauer)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:39 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Taking naps reminds me a whole lot of time travelling
Every morning groggier than the last
My fragile mind is unravelling
I woke up lost and muddy in the tree farm realm
And I can project myself into scenes I've only seen on films
I'm like a toddler
With no sense of object permanence
But I'm abjected
And I'm mighty sure that's gonna be permanent
I named myself after a fictional character
Which says a lot about my mental health and various barriers
That I've constructed
Like a manically depressed Bob the Builder
Attempting to reject my desires
And ask what the fuck do we have Will for
Steve Martin can play the banjo
And there's a mutant ninja turtle
That lives right under this manhole
Take my ego and begin promptly to dismantle
Till there's nothing left but a skeleton
Who can't stay on tempo
Long jogs, fitness clubs
The euphemism treadmill
You wonder if you're really alive
And I am asking if I am dead still
That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
These fallacies are tempting
I wonder if I write Rob another song
Will that add to my redemption
I can't ride a skate board
But I'll replace your ball bearings
People in malls think I'm so fucking scary
Straight edge, vegetarian
But I can't let go of these red herrings
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Every morning groggier than the last
My fragile mind is unravelling
I woke up lost and muddy in the tree farm realm
And I can project myself into scenes I've only seen on films
I'm like a toddler
With no sense of object permanence
But I'm abjected
And I'm mighty sure that's gonna be permanent
I named myself after a fictional character
Which says a lot about my mental health and various barriers
That I've constructed
Like a manically depressed Bob the Builder
Attempting to reject my desires
And ask what the fuck do we have Will for
Steve Martin can play the banjo
And there's a mutant ninja turtle
That lives right under this manhole
Take my ego and begin promptly to dismantle
Till there's nothing left but a skeleton
Who can't stay on tempo
Long jogs, fitness clubs
The euphemism treadmill
You wonder if you're really alive
And I am asking if I am dead still
That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
These fallacies are tempting
I wonder if I write Rob another song
Will that add to my redemption
I can't ride a skate board
But I'll replace your ball bearings
People in malls think I'm so fucking scary
Straight edge, vegetarian
But I can't let go of these red herrings
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
And I'm a robot
Can can't stay on top
And it goes
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:22.16] Taking naps reminds me a whole lot of time travelling
[00:35.87] Every morning groggier than the last
[00:37.65] My fragile mind is unravelling
[00:39.46] I woke up lost and muddy in the tree farm realm
[00:43.10] And I can project myself into scenes I've only seen on films
[00:46.77] I'm like a toddler
[00:48.53] With no sense of object permanence
[00:50.30] But I'm abjected
[00:52.27] And I'm mighty sure that's gonna be permanent
[00:54.05] I named myself after a fictional character
[00:57.62] Which says a lot about my mental health and various barriers
[01:03.10] That I've constructed
[01:04.05] Like a manically depressed Bob the Builder
[01:06.81] Attempting to reject my desires
[01:09.57] And ask what the fuck do we have Will for
[01:11.31] Steve Martin can play the banjo
[01:14.96] And there's a mutant ninja turtle
[01:16.78] That lives right under this manhole
[01:18.69] Take my ego and begin promptly to dismantle
[01:23.17] Till there's nothing left but a skeleton
[01:24.90] Who can't stay on tempo
[01:26.83] Long jogs, fitness clubs
[01:28.61] The euphemism treadmill
[01:31.31] You wonder if you're really alive
[01:33.28] And I am asking if I am dead still
[01:35.90] That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
[01:39.55] That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
[01:43.25] These fallacies are tempting
[01:46.85] I wonder if I write Rob another song
[01:48.75] Will that add to my redemption
[01:51.48] I can't ride a skate board
[01:53.22] But I'll replace your ball bearings
[01:55.92] People in malls think I'm so fucking scary
[01:58.73] Straight edge, vegetarian
[02:01.48] But I can't let go of these red herrings
[02:03.23] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:26.91] And I'm a robot
[02:29.62] Can can't stay on top
[02:31.53] And it goes
[02:32.48] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:35.17] And I'm a robot
[02:36.96] Can can't stay on top
[02:38.89] And it goes
[02:39.73] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:42.47] And I'm a robot
[02:45.16] Can can't stay on top
[02:46.95] And it goes
[02:47.93] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:49.75] And I'm a robot
[02:53.34] Can can't stay on top
[02:55.20] And it goes
[02:56.16] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:58.87] And I'm a robot
[03:01.51] Can can't stay on top
[03:02.48] And it goes
[03:03.35] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[03:07.01] And I'm a robot
[03:08.83] Can can't stay on top
[03:10.61] And it goes
[03:12.47]
[00:35.87] Every morning groggier than the last
[00:37.65] My fragile mind is unravelling
[00:39.46] I woke up lost and muddy in the tree farm realm
[00:43.10] And I can project myself into scenes I've only seen on films
[00:46.77] I'm like a toddler
[00:48.53] With no sense of object permanence
[00:50.30] But I'm abjected
[00:52.27] And I'm mighty sure that's gonna be permanent
[00:54.05] I named myself after a fictional character
[00:57.62] Which says a lot about my mental health and various barriers
[01:03.10] That I've constructed
[01:04.05] Like a manically depressed Bob the Builder
[01:06.81] Attempting to reject my desires
[01:09.57] And ask what the fuck do we have Will for
[01:11.31] Steve Martin can play the banjo
[01:14.96] And there's a mutant ninja turtle
[01:16.78] That lives right under this manhole
[01:18.69] Take my ego and begin promptly to dismantle
[01:23.17] Till there's nothing left but a skeleton
[01:24.90] Who can't stay on tempo
[01:26.83] Long jogs, fitness clubs
[01:28.61] The euphemism treadmill
[01:31.31] You wonder if you're really alive
[01:33.28] And I am asking if I am dead still
[01:35.90] That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
[01:39.55] That line's gonna scare my dad real bad
[01:43.25] These fallacies are tempting
[01:46.85] I wonder if I write Rob another song
[01:48.75] Will that add to my redemption
[01:51.48] I can't ride a skate board
[01:53.22] But I'll replace your ball bearings
[01:55.92] People in malls think I'm so fucking scary
[01:58.73] Straight edge, vegetarian
[02:01.48] But I can't let go of these red herrings
[02:03.23] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:26.91] And I'm a robot
[02:29.62] Can can't stay on top
[02:31.53] And it goes
[02:32.48] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:35.17] And I'm a robot
[02:36.96] Can can't stay on top
[02:38.89] And it goes
[02:39.73] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:42.47] And I'm a robot
[02:45.16] Can can't stay on top
[02:46.95] And it goes
[02:47.93] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:49.75] And I'm a robot
[02:53.34] Can can't stay on top
[02:55.20] And it goes
[02:56.16] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[02:58.87] And I'm a robot
[03:01.51] Can can't stay on top
[03:02.48] And it goes
[03:03.35] Post hoc ergo propter hoc
[03:07.01] And I'm a robot
[03:08.83] Can can't stay on top
[03:10.61] And it goes
[03:12.47]