Fan Fiction (Ballad of a Genius)

Once I was a genius
And documented as such
It wasn't only in my mind
It was so
And walking here among you
With a genteel touch
It's a shame that we won't ever see
The Ghost
Everyone simply wants something
It's probably why I've got no friends

Cos if I give in to them that will surely keep them coming
Til they've had enough
Had enough
I surround myself with poltroons
Cos it makes me feel tough
What they give back will not ever be
Enough
Don't you know
I'm a Genius
Sad demented and such

But I'm never outside my mind
I'm in touch
Everyone simply wants something
It's probably why I've got no friends
Cos if i give in to them that will surely keep them coming
Til they've had enough
Had enough